[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

Don’t be a dick to your GF or Benny the Bull’s gonna get ya!

[fuckfuckandfuckk-blog-deactivat]

What an ass

[midwestc0ast]

THATS MAH BOY

[wentzboy]

SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD

[heebiejeebiejade]

The original Mr. Steal Your Girl

[lemonpixycat]

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAV VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET TBH

[csmitty4u]

CHECK!!!

[illuminatedking]

Lmfao they boo’d him

[offbeat-energy]

AAAHHHH

[neurodivergent-crow]

THAT MASCOT IS MY HERO I HOPE SHE DUMPED DOUCHEY MC BEARDFACE

[gojiro]

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

[roseate-rein]

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

[skysinger-musings]

[ectoimp]

And film was exposed using silver in the emulsion fluid for old photographs. But with more advanced photographic technology and things like digital cameras theres no need to use silver in the printing process.

I can imagine old vampires being super into selfies because they never got to keep pictures of themselves before.

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Buttersafe

[grixly]

[meladoodle]

My 5 year old niece has just started to learn about death, she said to my dad “you’re gonna die before me” and he said “not necessarily… you could get hit by a bus” and she stopped for a moment and said “no… I’m very careful”

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I’m weak

[7mangoes]

The accuracy

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

[prideprejudce]

this is the best twitter story i’ve seen in ages

[postingwhileblack]

Jaden Smith is love

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[daysofstorm]

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

[roddaprime]

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

[gokuma]

BEST ADOPTED MUM

[animalsnaps]

[fluffytherapy]

[owlskitty]

excuse me?? this cat owes me an explanation

[sprachtraeume]

a zebra

[lord-kitschener]

Beautiful Cryptid Who Brings Blessings

[charminglyantiquated]

a short comic about witches and wishes and wanting things.

(all my comics are here!)

[thank-you-mrs-loopner]

here it is, the most relatable onion article

[bela40]

my attention span is so bad i cant watch something without being on my phone at the same time i always have to have 2 layers of activity when did this happen why is capitalism stealing my soul away the spectacle has me firmly in its grip

[liddelfolk]

Psychology time!

This isn’t having a short attention span (or well maybe thats part of it), but probably something called “Optimal Arousal.”(This is psychology, not anatomy, please keep your mind out of the gutter Xp)

Optimal Arousal goes like this: When effort is low, more stimulus is better. When effort is high, less stimulus is better.

I’ll elaborate. Whenever you do something easy (like maybe some homework as an example), unless something else is happening (like music or a show) you tend to get drawn away or doze off. In this homework scenario, the effort is low, so in order to keep at it and do well on working on it, you need a higher amount of stimulus, like a movie.

If something is hard, like for instance a test, you probably will try to avoid noise, going so far as to hush others so you can concentrate. The effort is high so you want less stimulus.

Keep this in mind. It can help you focus, and make life a lot easier. Dont feel bad for doing lots of different things while you are just chillin. Enjoy the knowledge!

[jhethelittlegirl]

Happy Mother’s Day.

“And wherever they take you, Melody, however scared you are, I promise you, you will never be alone. “

[spockoandjimjim]

If your vegan “activism” involves holocaust comparisons you owe me a $50 Amazon gift card and a 2,000 word essay explaining why you think Jews are comparable to cattle Goyim reblog (esp. if you’re vegan)