[dajo42]

tune in next w

[snorlaxatives]

potential breakup song by aly and aj > every single song the beatles have ever produced

[gilfoyledagain]

fuck this post

[snorlaxatives]

- people who haven’t listened to the banger that is potential breakup song

[spidermans-girlfriend]

ok but have you ever actually listened to The Beatles?

[snorlaxatives]

yes they’re boring and old meanwhile potential breakup song goes hard as hell

[paigefredericks-deactivated2018]

K BUT FUCK THIS POST

[living-within-shadows]

Wait people actually think aly and aj are better than the Beatles. That’s a thing? Every song by the Beatles? Really? Have you heard while my guitar gently weeps, I want you (she’s so heavy), help!, I want to hold your hand, blackbird, oh! darling, hey Jude, good night, can’t buy me love, paperback rider, Eleanor Rigby, ok I could go on forever…

[snorlaxatives]

that’s nice but potential breakup song is undeniably better than all of those songs

[dream-for-miles-blog]

Seeing this post, as a person who loves music and has educated them self on many genres and eras, makes me want to cut off every person who likes potential breakup song arms and beat them with them. Beatles are the sole reason for that songs existence and were completely revolutionary to compare the two is like comparing skrillex to Bach. It’s just not okay

[snorlaxatives]

me, jamming out to potential breakup song: ok cool… anyways…

[van-gogh-away-please]

Clearly you’ve never listened to enough of the Beatles. You probably only know them because, guess what, they were one of the best bands of all time, arguably the very best. in a few years aly and aj will be desperate has-beens. The Beatles have and will endure because they had genuine skill, passion, and talent.

[snorlaxatives]

me: *violently shaking my ass to potential breakup song*

[boyfriendjeongguk-deactivated20]

You understand that….you just look stupid right ?

[snorlaxatives]

me: *looks stupid while enjoying one of the most iconic songs in music history, potential breakup song*

[kieptomaniac-deactivated2025022]

This is unbelievably hilarious… You’re honestly just making a fool out of yourself by half-assing these so-called “comebacks” of yours. If you actually have any real evidence to support your claim, come back and talk to me.

[snorlaxatives]

if you want real evidence i suggest listening to this: potential breakup song - aly and aj (2007) it’ll change your life

[spiro-nagnew]

this is seriously my favorite post nothing better than when music snobs lose their shit

[laceehenson]

Beatles fans its okay. People will forget potential break up song. But the Beatles will never die.

[onlyblackgirl]

Almost all of them are dead.

[susiethemoderator]

Aly & AJ still kickin’ tho!

[pootietang-nem]

My dad’s freestyle one-liner on his friend’s shirt. slangism.com

[markv5]

Властное объятие

[standupbard-deactivated20171201]

apparently that means “powerful embrace”, but i got this

which seems much more russian

[cloudruler-old]

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

[gluten-free-pussy]

Okay but real shit, y'all really need to stop trying on lingerie/bodysuits, hiking them shits up into your genitals and taking thirst trap pics and then putting the garment back on the rack. Like…if I could tell you guys the horror stories I have in retail involving finding discharge, feces and other fluids… keep your underwear on when you try things and if you’re going to be nasty, then buy the item when you’re finished. And please for the love of god, wash it before wearing it.

[ultraviolentangel-deactivated20]

Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn’t mean you can’t advocate against it now. It doesn’t make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don’t let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.

[sadboyfactory]

Hypocrisy is when you do something after you’ve condemned it.

Growth is when you condemn something because you’ve learned from your mistakes.

[learningtoacceptchange]

THIS

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[bpd-hippo]

[palewansickly]

OMG. This. Changes. Everything.

[a-littlebit-ofsunshine-deactiva]

Reblogging for my followers who might have trouble remembering whether or not they’ve taken their medicine!

[nonespark-blog]

OH MY GOD, THIS WILL HELP ME SO MUCH. I GET SO SCARED WHEN I DON’T KNOW IF I JUST TOOK MY MEDS TWICE.

THANK YOU, I’M ABOUT TO CRY.

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

Let me share with you guys a product that super helps me remember if I took my meds or not (because while the above is great, I still would manage to confuse myself):

They count as soon as you put the top back on. So if I don’t know if I’ve taken my medication for the day, I can check the cap to see how long ago I opened the container! It’s brilliant! 

[rainbowwhimsyart]

JFC THIS IS A GAME CHANGER.

I KNOW THIS IS MY ART BLOG BUT EVERYONE WHO TAKES MEDS SHOULD SEE THIS.

[papi-chulo-bucky]

Don’t forget! ♥️

[spacevixenmusic]

fucking WASTED

[oponions]

And here we see an early contender for Most Elaborate Rejection of 2017.

[fueled-by-nightcore]

Most people can only fantasize of being this extra

[peachpitgirl]

part of me is saying “take care of yourself” and then the other part of me is saying “drink 8 coffees and never eat anything ever again and run away”

[earthunboxed-blog-deactivated20]

Vertical Forest, Italy

[kokonutwata]

hey so my friend from college, natalie has been missing for seven, going on eight days. she was headed to a conference in albany on the 5th of June, but the police report that she never made it there… she has not reached out to anyone, nor has anyone (including her mother) been able to contact her. this was posted on FB like last night, asking people to share. please reblog this and help find natalie. as soon as i get new information i’ll update this post. please boost, y’all, especially if you have friends/live in upstate ny. 

please don’t scroll past this. my friend is missing. please reblog. bring natalie home.

[iwantamimosa]

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[giraffodil]

This is like the opposite of clickbait.  The whole story is there.  Behold it.

[anancientheart]

consciously soak in moments. turn them into movies, into stills. don’t ever forget the seconds that make life soft and beautiful. collect them. review them in your dreams.