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cakemochi

I wanted to make one too-

house-arya

When you mess up at a concert

Panic! At the Symphony

musicalshards

Alternately: The Rite of Spring

afpe

Demigirl and demiboy is just an excuse to not be cisgender. It's a huge mockery of transgenders, I find it awful.

Yeah. Its basically a snowflake tumblr term for CIS ppl who don’t want to be bullied and want their opinions to matter to everyone else.

its really sad and pathetic that tumblr is such a toxic community that people feel the need to twist straight (demisexual) and CIS (demigender, otherkin) just so they feel accepted and wont get bullied.

Tumblrs hatred for cishets is to blame for things like demigender. They are inadvertently making the LGBT community look like a bunch of crazy assholes, and as a bisexual that REALLY pisses me off.

litfan2013

Glad to know that because I identify as demigender I don't exist. That because I float from andro to femme I can't be accepted by the LGBT community.

#why the hate #cishet #cishate #why #people are stupid #and nasty

foodffs

Key Lime Oreo Truffle Cream Pie

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

#Emma cooks

foodffs

This Confetti Corn Salad is a refreshing, light side dish that’s perfect for summer dinners, potlucks, parties, and more!

http://foodfolksandfun.net/2016/08/corn-salad/

#summersalad #sidedish #cornsalad

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

#Emma cooks

foodffs

GARLIC SALMON IN FOIL WITH HONEY MUSTARD CREAM SAUCE

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

#Emma cooks

foodffs

Twix Ice Cream Pie

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

#Emma cooks

official-daft-punk-deactivated2

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

just-shower-thoughts

At some point every parent has quit wiping their child’s butt and hoped for the best.

sdequus2

Tbh it’s amazing how many people work with horses on a daily basis and still get offended when they hear other owners calling their horses funny names, like they think the horse can understand and knows they’re being called “dick head” or something

spanishequestrian

I call my horse"fat cow" and “piece of shit” like 10000 times a day.

highsynberg

Syn’s name may as well be “you fucker”

milessperhourr

Little bitch, bigger bitch, and you asshole

theclassicalhorse

Dick wad, butt cheek, ass wipe

bluevvegas-deactivated20230701

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

paperstorm

THEY FUCKING WHAT

atoneindvorak

When you realise you aren’t actually interested in music theory, history or anything else that isn’t performing but you don’t even like performing by yourself so why the fuck do you even like music hahaha

tsarcasm-deactivated20180922

i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon

kawaii--uke

Lmao the bear is like “bitch”

harleydeville

#teambear

unfaggy

me at a gay club

womaninthewoods-deactivated2016

It is funny but you are supposed to make a lot of noise when you encounter a bear

She should have given up after she sprayed him

howtomusicmajor

Reasons Your Music Major is Crying

Their reed broke.

They forgot to eat this morning.

Bach.

They have an audition soon.

Their favorite practice room was taken.

They realized they haven’t seen the sun in two weeks.

They saw a dog when they looked out their teacher’s window.

They’re awake.

They’ve been awake for 18 hours and rehearsal isn’t over.

They got a lower chair than they wanted.

They got a higher chair than they were prepared for.

They just had an audition.

Messiaen.

They remembered the Katzenklavier existed.

They have to memorize Gregorian chant.

Their teacher scolded them.

Their teacher complimented them.

They were asked to perform ‘for exposure.’

Someone asked what they planned to do after graduation.

They heard an Otamatone.

They ran out of caffeine.

Their department’s funding was cut. Again.

They are currently auditioning.

They had to choose between performing one concert or performing a different concert.

Wagner. (The asshole.)

The price of Young Artist Programs.

The price of YAP applications.

Someone put their flute on a music stand.

Their mute fell out on stage.

Their teacher is retiring.

Their favorite performer tweeted back at them.

Someone PAID THEM TO PERFORM.

They finally hit that note.

They can finally go to sleep.

just-shower-thoughts

I don’t follow the “respect is earned” philosophy. I respect everyone automatically and then each person has the opportunity to lose my respect based on their behavior.