My Own Little Hell

Mostly vomiting brain goop into the void Also occasionally add to my collection of Eldritch horror shorts I've taken to calling House of Completely Normal Things

[isawken]

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

[itsapmseymour]

nya nya nya nya nya mrrrow mew nya nyan mew nya UwU

So, you’ve finally arrived…

[post-uwuifier]

Nyahahaha…

So, yoo’we appwoaching me? UwU

[itsapmseymour]

Cowwect,

So youwu best pik a gawd and pway…

[post-uwuifier]

Foow…

I am my own god.

[r0zeclawz]

it takes a village to destroy a baby (powerful baby)

[pukicho]

hey funny yellow guy give us your input on the recent events

Hahah

[newbiewithscissors]

wait what happened

[faranon]

The most moderate prominent right wing figure was shot and killed

[tired-stressed-trying-my-best]

Charlie Kirk was murdered in cold blood at the age of 31, leaving behind his wife and young children.

May he rest in peace, and may every person who celebrates this horrific act of political violence one day feel ashamed of their ghoulish actions and repent.

[pukicho]

For years I've seen a nonstop deluge of right wingers cracking jokes and cheering for the murders, suicides and oppression of vulnerable and marginalized groups. I've seen these same people laugh at the deaths of the other party. I've seen Charlie Kirk at every turn adamantly support the continued genocide of tens of thousands of fatherless children in Palestine. Not once do you express shame with going along with this rhetoric, a rhetoric that casually and willfully allows the continued slaughtering and induced hate crime of an innumerable number of people -- and yet you expect me to feel shame for being glad that the spewer of this vitriol is no more?

[pukicho]

It's been YEARS man. LET IT GO

[little-bitch-frog]

Puki you have to understand by now that when you post these things thousands more people are gonna be asking you for ringworm.

[pepsimaxolotl]

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

[pepsimaxolotl]

For reference

[little-bitch-frog]

I've been finding what I think are field animals turned inside out all over my yard. Just little balls of mangled flesh and organs lying about. They are always gone by the next morning without leaving even the smallest trace of blood on the grass

I should probably be concerned about normal things like what could possibly be doing this and why. Though in all honesty I'm just glad I don't have to deal with the mess.

I should probably be worried about how desensitised I am to this stuff but I've got bigger fish to fry like making my rent.

[little-bitch-frog]

4/20 EASTER BABY THE YEAR OF WEED JESUS

THAT RAT'S GONNA GREEN OUT, WAKE UP THREE DAYS LATER AND GREEN OUT AGAIN

[little-bitch-frog]

My DnD players just killed an infant with very little remorse which means I am doing my job correctly.

My job being robbing them of the fundamental aspects of their self ultimately stripping them of humanity

[little-bitch-frog]

J.K. Rowling is an absolutely deplorable human being and by extension Harry Potter is in many if not most places just as horrid.

But

You gotta concede it's pretty cool her incredibly lackluster world building and backpedaling allow for the existence of a paradise for trans puppy girls.

[little-bitch-frog]

Head so bad they call it the potato peeler

[little-bitch-frog]

I really need to wriggle more

[charl0ttan]

can you break my crisp one hundred dollar bill into yucky pennies only

[little-bitch-frog]

The evil airplane was invented by the Wrong brothers

[little-bitch-frog]

I love how the scientific method can be applied in exactly the same way no matter how advanced technology becomes.

In 20 000 BCE we smashed rocks together, maybe to make sparks and fire, maybe to figure out the metals that compose them, maybe to get smaller rocks. I'm really not sure of the purpose; I'm not an ancient human nor an anthropologist.

This year 2025 (or I guess for the first time in 2008) we smashed really small rocks together (protons) in a really advanced smashing rocks together machine (the large hadron collider) maybe to figure out the composition, maybe just to get smaller rocks (quarks I think?). I'm not really sure of the purpose; I'm not a particle physicist .

[cryptotheism]

I know that somewhere out in space, there is a place called the Oort Cloud. I don't know anything about it, and I am not immediately concerned with learning more about it. All I have is the concept of its existence. I think this is Hideo Kojima's relationship to the concept of women.

[askthesecretguysfromdeltarune]

gerson your wife MAD ugly, she so old once she dies they gonna put her in a museum and title her “the wrinkle”💔