Dr. John H. Watson

He is the nepolean of crime, watson. He sits motionless like a spider in the centre of its web, but that web has a thousand radiations, and he knows well every quiver if each of them. i live with a man but IM NOT GAY...he just forgets his pants and i blog about it...sometimes he is in a sheet and i give in to buying the milk.

[real-scienceofdeduction]

@little-watson John. Get your offspring. We need to have a conversation about this.

-S.H.

[little-watson]

Ive already forgotten the argument, maybe YOU should get your responsability. Hmmmn. Yes.

-jawn

[awkward-finger-guns]

YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

this seems like a good cause

[the-turtleduck-pond]

Time to put my blog to interesting use.

[freyjadottir87]

@tilltheendwilliwrite​ Can we help this lovely out? 

[red-gay-tree]

@bittergayvvitch

[frustratedasatruar]

So this post was originally made on September 11th 2020. I am reblogging on September 13th of the same year. At the time my computer first loaded this post it was at ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-eighty-two notes. By the time I’d scrolled down to it and chose to open it in a new tab so I could check when it was originally made, it had increased to 10,191 notes. When I noticed this as I was preparing to reblog, I reloaded the page and found that the number had reached 10,198.

What I’m sayig is that somewhere, someone’s mother is quite likely approaching the realization that they may actually be compelled to live up to their end of this little bargain.

I am now about to hit reblog, but before I do I’m reloading the page one last time. In the time it has taken me to type this, the number has reached 10,205.

[awkward-finger-guns]

were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now

[ab0masum]

Haha yeah we’re getting you a dagger.

[luckymisfortune]

@adorableheathen @kingscrown666 @timetravellingcactus

For a good cause?

[kingscrown666]

Great cause. I received my first blade at 8 years old.

[alexseanchai]

it’s the 14th and we’re ¼ there!

[goliath-de-senfina-sango]

@ibelieveinahappilyeverafter @five-rivers @cheshire-kas @itescapedfromdangerplanet @dirge-of-the-clackers @thedreadpiratewesley

[five-rivers]

27k notes and I suspect a certain someone is regretting a lot of things right now.

[bill-nye-official-blog]

we’re nearly halfway there guys. It’s the 15th and were at 46.6k

[junflower123]

[little-watson]

We can never go back, but we struggle to move foward. Stuck between wishes and whims.

[qvotable]

“Love is so short, forgetting is so long.”

— Pablo Neruda (via bnmxfld)

[qvotext]

Marc Klein; Serendipity

(image source: qvotext on instagram)

[johnadamsbignaturals]

mood: john hancock not giving a fuck while john dickinson goes through his dramatics

[little-watson]

Life mood.

[acknowledgetheabsurd]

“At the present time, I long only to sleep and to remain silent. I am sick of humanity.”

— Albert Camus to Jean Grenier, Correspondence 1932-1960

[little-watson]

Biggest mood.

[literalite]

[visual-infinity]

[afraidofliving1213]

gimme gimme 

[little-watson]

This is utter paradise.

[inanotherunivrse]

in another universe I’m easier to love

[stay-close]

Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can.

— Nicholas Sparks,  At First Sight (Jeremy Marsh & Lexie Darnell, #2)

[wolftyla]

stressed. — lemon balm tea. bloated. — peppermint tea. slow metabolism. — green tea. nauseous. — ginger tea. sleepless nights. — chamomile tea. common cold. — elderflower tea.

[little-watson]

Depressed? Anxious? Or just existing? Exstra strong PG tips tea. There is always a time for tea.

[anxietyproblem]

[qvotable]

“Perhaps we were friends first and lovers second. But then perhaps this is what lovers are.”

— André Aciman

[falsel0ve-in-reallife-blog]

Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.

Do this. NOW. Anon is on. Don’t be shy! Make it awkward.

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[vampiredick]