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[anxietyproblem]

[konoko]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[oneheadtoanother]

[gayweedanimal]

This is my son, Wet

[scenemo-spraycan]

God gives his wettest battles to his most absorbent soldiers

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me

[mulberrydyke]

My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

Wow, there really is everything on that bagel

[funnytwittertweets]

[catblog-weatherwax]

[despazito]

bought a shrimp cocktail and neither beast knows what to do with them

[despazito]

shrimp is for company

[despazito]

he is just taking it around the apartment wherever he goes, emotional support shrimp

[medievalthymes]

celebrities that don’t follow the met gala theme automatically go to the top of my guillotine list. like you have one job. you are literally glorified court jesters. you only exist to entertain us. and you can’t even do that; instead you wear some boring ass black tux to the one event i actually want you to flaunt your wealth. what are you doing

[nimblybimbly]

The most expensive CGI in the world will never impress me as much as Muppets riding bicycles

[fullmetalfisting]

Daily reminder to

Stop taking your medication

Get up and punch a hole through the drywall

Eat your roommates leftovers and then leave the dishes in the sink

Key your boss’s car

Dig a hole in your yard

Don’t stop digging til you’ve hit the water table

Adopt an animal via a shady Craigslist seller

Make an onlyfans where you eat cans of dog food live on camera

[sandmandaddy69]

[holyunholy]

got a headache (pronounced like versace)

[1anonyymous1]

If you write me a letter or note I will literally keep it for the rest of my life.

[coughloop]

[steveyockey]

due to sleep inflation 1 hour of sleep is now worth 37 minutes