dumb luck

22. Arizona. 2015: T 2016: Top surgery 2019: Bottom surgery

[somecutething]

[translesbianethics]

[howtomusicmajor]

Things Overheard in Dorms

“That’s the fourth time this week you’ve brought up cannibalizing me. Should I be worried?”

“So needless to say, she peed on me.”

“Wow, this Heineken has such a smooth finish!”

“Do you think I can fit an entire orange in my mouth?”

“If I hear someone sing Hamilton in the shower again I’m joining them in their shower so I can drown them.”

“Someone just gave me a free cake. Should I be worried?”

“How did they manage to get that in BOTH shower stalls!?”

“How much caffeine is poisonous? Asking for myself, I’m actually worried.”

faintly, as though yelled from in a room down the hall “Can you come hand me my Swiss rolls? My head spins if I sit up.”

“Well you see, Marxism is actually” *anguished yelling from multiple people*

“Why is Ross sitting in a box in the hallway with a sweatervest draped over his head?” “Stress.”

“What’s the difference between an undergraduate research assistant and a random nosy 19 year old? Less than you’d think!”

“Let Bob Ross caress your happy little struggles away.”

“He talks like he thinks the world is waiting with bated breath to hear what he thinks about Fight Club.”

*screaming in harmony with a vacuum*

[tictactate]

Ross is a big mood

[howtomusicmajor]

Life Update: Ross has gotten married and is having a kid in August, the nosy 19 year old is starting her doctorate in the fall, and I’m marrying the person who retrieved my Swiss rolls (I had the flu).

[darning-socks]

you learn to take the little victories

[ilarual-archive]

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

[badassthugmc]

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

[liquid-pie]

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

[neuralactivity]

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

[cynntastic]

[imposterogers]

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

[kylostantrums]

peter: YOUR PICTURE IS IN MY SCHOOL!!!

bruce: my WHAT

[mikrosproutmos]

peter, calling ned: DUDE YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO I’M TALKING TO RIGHT NOW

ned: idk is it Mr. Stark–

peter: DR. BRUCE BANNER

ned: HOLY SHIT

bruce: what. Is happening

[thefranticphantasm]

ned: DUDE CAN I COME OVER?

peter: Hold on I don’t know if he’d be comfortable with that, let me check. Dr. Banner sir, my friend wants to know if he can come meet you. Is that okay with you?

bruce: 

bruce, voice cracking: S-sure.

peter: HE SAID YEAH GET OVER HERE NOW

[corsolanite]

PIKACHU SITS IN A CAR SEAT!

Bonus:

[barbiemovies]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

THIS GOT ME BROKE YALL

[spanishmal]

*swoon*

[pumpumspicelatte]

It’s not really good when you can see the outline of the dogs ribs.

[bombycoidae]

@rosasethie lmaoooo the obligatory “i know nothing about sighthounds and conditioned dogs” comment 😂😂😂

[pumpumspicelatte]

@bombycoidae

No one likes you dude

[spanishmal]

It’s actually healthy to see ribs on sighthounds, provided they have muscle as well. If you don’t see any ribs on a sighthound, it’s likely that they are dangerously obese.

This is my other Ibizan. In this photo, she was in absolute top condition and had recently won the National Specialty coursing trial. No way she could have won it if she hadn’t been in excellent condition. ;)

[untitled58738]

[systlin]

But seriously, when we got our property, it was all just…grass. A sterile grass moonscape, like a billion other yards. With two big old maple trees. Just grass and maples, that was it. 

But then I got my grubby little paws on it, and I immediately stopped fertilizing, spraying, and bagging up grass clippings and leaves. I ripped up sod and put in flowers and vegetables. I put down nice thick blankets of mulch around the flowers and vegetables. 

When I first was sweating my way through stripping sod, I saw a grand total of 1 worm and 0 ladybugs. The ground was compacted into something that would bend shovel blades. 

Now, six years later, I can’t dig a planting hole without turning up fourteen earthworms, and there are so many ladybugs here. Not the invasive asian lady beetles; native ladybugs. They winter over in the mulch and in the brush pile. I see thousands of them. 

The soil is soft and rich. There are birds that come to eat, and bees of many sorts.

Like this is something that you, yourself, can absolutely change. This is something that you, personally, can make a difference in.

[ruinedchildhood]

[somecutething]

[eddiediaz1992]

There you go with that damn noddin’ again, man. You ain’t changed one damn bit.

[briarpatchfinn]

Today I learned about the Valais Blacknose sheep. I think I’m dead of cute.

[octahedronhd]

[naamahdarling]

This is Shakespearian.

[osteoprincess]

[fuckthehappytrap-deactivated201]

Skull in a salt lake

Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!

[gaydogwife]

It looks like I’m actually there

[um-ithinksomebodyjust]

reblogging solely for the intense fucking quality of this gif

[kedreeva]

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

[kedreeva]

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food