Kup’s only just met his adoptive son five seconds ago and already he be saying memes to him about one of his secret dads, while in the very same room as that secret dad.
Bold move Kup, if I must say so myself.
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Kup’s only just met his adoptive son five seconds ago and already he be saying memes to him about one of his secret dads, while in the very same room as that secret dad.
Bold move Kup, if I must say so myself.
The Lion’s Sin
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
In the twilight of Cybertron’s Fundamentalist age, two mechs met. After a time, they bonded on Conjux Endurae. Their names were Sideways and Prowl.
Sideways was a covert operative; the closest word in English was “cyber ninja”. His assigned task was fulfilling the orders of the Cybertronian government on a grand scale, both domestic and foreign, by whatever means necessary.
Prowl was an Enforcer, or cop, whose task was to maintain and enforce peace and order among the general population according to the law. Something that was considerably difficult due to the rumbles of opposition against the oft times oppressive Fundamentalist regime.
It did not help that there were different types of political opposition: one of a more civil nature & the other calling for more violent means.
(Prowl was thankful he had a friend in his fellow officer Orion Pax, a rare function re-assignment from a dock worker.)
It eventually got to the point where the violent Decepticons earned the label of terrorists.
Prowl, Orion, Ironhide, & a number of the more civilized Autobots worked in conjunction with the higher ups to combat the Decepticon threat.
One day, however, Sideways was declared missing presumed dead. Prowl was both devastated and furious that his Conjux’s superiors would not go looking for him after they sent him off-world.
Determined, Prowl snuck into his husband’s office in Cyberninja headquarters in order to find where Sideways was sent. However, he discovered something that broke his world.
Hidden in such a way that only someone who knows him as well as Prowl did, was undeniable proof.
Sideways was double-agent and Decepticon spy.
It completely blindsided Prowl… but it also made a terrible kind of sense. Sideways always resented his function: being controlled by others who view him as a tool that should be grateful for an assigned purpose in life.
Sideways had to fight tooth and nail to keep his identity, much less love Prowl and have a family together.
Sideways wanted power and revenge.
Spark-broken by his husband’s betrayal, Prowl gave up looking for him. Out of love for Sideways and fear of retribution on their son and unborn child, Prowl destroyed the evidence.
The only one he told the truth to was Orion.
As civil unrest became war, the Autobots became the officially recognized Cybertronian authority against the tyranny of the Decepticons.
As he climbed up the Autobot ranks, Prowl made a decision that was the only one he could make.
The former Enforcer, now officer, opted to give his children to bots he could trust to be both caregivers and mentors.
Ostaros, still a baby, was given to Kup, an experienced veteran of Cybertron’s last great war. To protect & hide him from any future retribution from Prowl’s enemies, he was renamed Springer by Kup.
The newly born Side Burn, who existence his carrier carefully hid, was given to X, a relative of Prowl’s who also had served in the military.
Giving up his children was the final piece of Prowl’s metamorphosis. Once upon a time, Prowl was a skilled young cop who believed in Justice and Serving the People. A mech who dreamed of a Cybertron that would allow he and his family to travel to other worlds.
Now, Prowl was the right-hand man of Optimus Prime, the military strategist of the Autobots, and a stickler for the rules and regulations of their military.
The warm-hearted mech with a wild streak was buried under the drone-like logic and patience for which he became known. It was not until many years later, during a mission with Ironhide and Silverbolt to rescue and support the Maximals, that his other side was seen.
Little did Prowl know, Sideways had survived his disastrous mission. If by survive, his body was completely ruined and his memories utterly vanished. He was eventually found by a Decepticon scout ship that returned with the barely alive mech to their masters.
The mech with no name eventually rebuilt himself - as Tarantulas, the mad scientist of the Predacons. At times, should his Supreme Lord Megatron require it, Tarantulas dons the identity of Double Face, a con artist and associate of the Decepticons.
Tarantulas never really cared about his missing past. His life is one he made. His only regrets?
The failures from achieving his evil goals. Namely:
- destruction of the Maximals & Autobots
- Decepticon Supremacy
- doing his unethical experiments in peace
- taking over a planet with a consort (preferably Black Arachnia)
During one of their battles with the Maximals, the winning Predacons were surprised by enemy reinforcements. That blasted “hero” Silverbolt came swooping in with two strangers: a Lion-shifter and an Elephant-mech.
After being soundly beaten and driven off by MagnaBoss, the Predacons licked their wounds and swore revenge!
For Tarantulas, however, something tickled at the back of his mind. Something he couldn’t put a claw on…
It wasn’t until reviewing hacked Maximal footage that he realized the “tickling” came from that Lion-shifter, Prowl!
The relaxed way he talked, the wildness just beneath the surface of a logical, patient mind… Prowl was a confident predator whose strategy and ferocity go hand in hand.
Tarantulas, never one to release something that had his attention (whether experiment or prey), dove into his newest project.
The result - the return of his memories.
And a desperate hunger to reclaim what was HIS.
Sometime later, Prowl led a small team to investigate a possible abandoned Decepticon refinery. Their communications were jammed as soon as they entered.
What followed, as described by Sideswipe (one of the few team members who would actually talk about it), was the equivalent of a Halloween horror movie
where the least terrifying part was Prowl as a DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.
Suffice to say, Prowl’s subordinates, coworkers, allies, & few friends were concerned.
The cop car’s Amica on the other hand… well… a furious Ironhide was always scary.
But no one, and I mean absolutely no one, ever wants to exist around an enraged Optimus Prime.
comic 28 - braver comfort
05-25-26
Optimus, walking into the room and seeing Prowl sulking in a corner: “um… what is… going on??”
Ironhide, exasperated, points towards the humans on the other end of the room.
Jack Darby, Noah Diaz, Miko Nakadai and Sam Witwicky are all lounging in beanbag chairs… wearing ACAB merchandise.
Optimus: …
Optimus: this feels like bullying.
Spike Witwicky, sat away from the others: It is. I tried to stop them, I really did. So did Magnus.
Magnus: in other news we need an HR department. They aren’t Autobots so I can’t do anything.
The ACAB Quartet: [Exuding Extreme smugness]
Ratchet: in fairness to them, the Enforcers back in the day weren’t exactly the shining paragons of Justice they claimed to be
Prowl: [sulks even harder]
I say this with affection but get fucked Prowl lmao
This seems Very planned, and I need to know what happened that lead to this
BACKUP - The Addendum
I couldn't stop thinking about my comic (and Raf, and Ratchet, and Bumblebee), so I made a little bit more :]
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"BACKUP" - A Short TFP Fan Comic
Transcript in alt-text!
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I started this short comic back in March, inspired by the 4-page TFP comics published by Eaglemoss, and doubling as a study of Daniel Warren Johnson's onomatopoeia.
I hid references to other TFP episodes and even one other Transformers continuity in this! See how many references you can spot!
UPDATE: Addendum
How the children got Breakdown to defect
Miko: *carrying shovel
Raf: *pushing wheelbarrow with an ominous looking trash bag in it
Breakdown: *following politely behind them
Jack:
Jack: do I ask?
Miko: do you wanna know?
Jack: not really no, but I like to be aware of what exactly I'm complicit in before going on with my day
Raf: we killed Silas
Jack: well that explains Breakdown then
Breakdown: *nods respectfully
Miko: we're about to go hide his body
Jack: how'd you even find him?
Raf: so first I needed to get into this government database called-
Jack: never mind I figured it out
Miko: anyway, wanna help hide a grown man's body?
Jack:
Raf: it's good cardio
Jack:
Jack: fine, but is Breakdown helping too or?
Breakdown: I pledged loyalty to the smallest brown one
Miko, whispering to Jack: Raf helped him waterboard Silas while he was still alive
Miko: among other things
*Starscream trips on a rock and falls down*
Miko doing a bit: STARSCREAM HAS FALLEN! I MIKO NAKADAI AM NOW THE NEW SECOND IN COMMAND OF THE DECEPTICONS!!!
Everyone:
Everyone: *Wheezing laughter, crying, dying, and choking on air*
Starscream: Tha-! That's not how it works fleas-
Megatron being petty: Congratulations Miko welcome to the Decepticons.
Miko: No, wait I was joking-
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July tomorrow you know what that means
disability pride month
You ....
You know...?
Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.
Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.
Fragmentation
To look upon ones self and ones self and ones self and ones self and-
Original reference by 1shotcommission:
I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.
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Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.
Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.
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Go forth. Be free.
Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity
i do not want to live in the fucking panopticon fuck the camera that blinks above me at work, the tv watching me at the store, the "smile you're on camera" signs, the ring cameras, the flock cameras, the apps to track your child or partner, the activist friends telling me "just assume everything you do in public is being recorded somewhere", the government building protester databases, the teslas recording every move all around them, the knowledge that everything i type or search or save is being tracked and logged, the ads and search suggestions that mysteriously know what i was just talking about, the way biometrics keep creeping into more places, the way my car spies on me, the way my phone spies on me, the way there is nowhere to go to get away from it!!! no wonder the internet is full of vindictive little stalkers and witchhunts when it's the water and the air of society from the culture to the infrastructure
We can take control back! Community mapping projects using free open source software let you add where surveillance cameras are. I often take walks through new areas and observe the buildings to spot the bastards. When you do it, you find out there are more blind spots that you think. If you have a good map of public cameras you can avoid them or tell people about them. Or other things :)
Surveillance cameras and other means of surveillance
Surveillance cameras and other means of surveillance
Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.
the thing is like. i get that it's scary and makes people who do desire to get pregnant uncomfortable when we talk about the brutality and violence of pregnancy and the damage that pregnancy can do to your body
but you deserve to give informed consent to that process.
the lies around pregnancy - that it's inherently safe, that it doesn't do you permanent damage, that it's only extremely rare for people to die of pregnancy complications, etc like
all of these are lies constructed so that more people will get pregnant w/o knowing all that
there needs to be more talk about the impact of miscarriages and how common they are, how different abortion processes are and how accessible they are
but also like. talking about how pregnancy fucks your body up should not be taboo
this is a process that permanently changes most people's bodies, and that's even if the pregnancy doesn't do them like. severe illness or injury
and i just think everybody should have a right to KNOW that
bc to live in a society that intentionally obscures and hides facts about a completely optional and dangerous process does so for a reason, and that reason is based in a very sinister ideology that does not value bodily autonomy or informed consent
the number of people who are pregnant and don't know about what induced labour entails and what post partum bleeding is horrifies me
Here is a story about the depths to which pregnant people are seen as a vessel for a baby, and the importance of finding prenatal care that assumes you are a human and not a baby holder:
When I was pregnant I was in a million forums for pregnant people because (cough adhd hyperfixation) and I had something called SPD (Symphysis pubis dysfunction) (not Sensory Processing Disorder though I also have that) which is where your pubic bones separate early (more or less) because they get all loosey goosey as your body gets ready to crank that baby out.
Except my pubic bone got confused and got misaligned at like 3 months pregnant. I could barely walk. I couldn't roll over in bed. Doing something that required me to shift my weight from one foot to another like opening a door knob was like an excruciatingly painful knife being stabbed into my pubic bone, I can't express how intense and blinding it was.
So I am in one million baby forums like "am I dying what is happening why is there a knife in my pubic bone" and all these people are like "I have that too! my doctor says it's normal and not to worry because it doesn't hurt the baby. I just deal with it by laying in bed for months in excruciating pain and think about how lucky I am to be having a little miracle growing in my body."
So lol nope. I went to my midwife and they are like, "Oh squeeze a can between your knees look up a physical therapy youtube on SPD" and I did that can-squeeze thing and it CURED THE PROBLEM in ONE DAY. I had been SUFFERING, y'all, it felt miraculous.
And I was so full of rage (flames, flames on the side of my face) that people are being told "Oh, it's NORMAL just deal with it" "It doesn't hurt the baby." Like, look, yes it's NORMAL but it's 100% treatable!!! SPD (again, not Sensory processing disorder) affects 1 in 5 pregnant people.
I was lucky to have amazing midwives (need a gender neutral term for that profession, but they see pregnant men and women)(side note highly recommend midwives if you are gender nonconfirming/a man/etc) and I have DOZENS of examples of shit like this.
(Another example is post partum friends being like "oh I am peeing my pants 900x day after giving birth" and my doctor says it's NORMAL so I just dealt with it for decades. My midwives were like "Oh that's normal and also physical therapy cures that in like 2 sessions")
When my sister was looking to get pregnant she was given the best advice. She was told that being pregnant is an experience akin to being in a moderate sized car crash, in terms of risk and lasting injury.
Some people in moderate car crashes are very lucky, and walk away with zero injury. Some are very unlucky, and die. But most people fall into the third category, where they'll be injured at the time, then heal, and then for the rest of their life they have some minor and liveable complication from the injury. Like a knee that lets you know when the rain is coming, or a back that doesn't like seats without lumbar support, or a shoulder that never quite gets its full range of motion back.
The vast majority of people survive and thrive, like. But their body is never the same again. And people should know that when they make the choice of whether to put their body through that or not
my mom had a complication postpartum that caused pain and swelling in her left leg. at the time she was told it was "milk leg" and that it was normal and she'd be fine, but it never went away or got better. she finally found a doctor recently who was willing to do some tests and found out it's a condition called "May-Thurner syndrome" and had surgery to fix it
she's been suffering with this since she gave birth to me. I'm 38 years old. she had that surgery last week.
there needs to be more dialogue about the things your body goes through during pregnancy. "that's normal" or "everyone goes through that" need to stop being used to shut down conversations about the horrific, permanent damage that can be done to bodies during pregnancy and childbirth. just because it's "normal" doesn't mean it needs to be endured
I know this is not pertinent to the post but midwife is probably not gendered in the way you think. (The post gets this right btw but I see a lot of people getting it backwards) The “wife” in midwife (with the woman in OE) refers to the person giving birth, not the Obstetrician.
Granted, it still needs to be updated because not just women give birth.
Here is an etymologically equivalent but gender neutral term I just made:
- pregger helper
Hey also: babies are not medicine, or unconditional love playthings. Having a baby won't save your relationship, or fix the problems in your life if you haven't done the work to get yourself in a good place mentally, physically, and emotionally, already. People don't ask to be born, and having to grow up with parents that transfer their problems onto their children just perpetuates the cycles of abuse and life-long issues. Given you're not likely to get clear, concise, unbiased healthcare anyway, as seen above, and it will be continually impressed upon you that it is your duty to have children, make sure you're not succumbing to social pressures, or wanting to be a parent for the wrong reasons.
Genuinely, I think a large part of why so many people are unwilling to talk about risks, complications, pain and injury around birth, pregnancy and lactation is because of how deeply ingrained the (primarily but not exclusively) religious idea that "a woman's body is designed to have children" is. Because if you actually sat down and looked, clear-eyed, at all the many ways in which even a healthy pregnancy can negatively impact the body, it would be that much harder to believe that design factors in at all, unless we're willing to argue that the designer was shit at their job. But if you're sold the idea that pregnancy is some divinely ordained and/or ultimate expression of Feminine Life Purpose, and then you have a bad experience, you're much more likely to blame yourself, or to think there's something wrong with you, or to suffer in silence because nobody ever told you this could happen so there must not be any easy solutions, and that makes me so fucking mad I could spit.