A world divorced from reality is much more comfortable.-Sly Blue

|Favorite is Sly Blue|17|Libra|Yay|Just a DRAMAtical Murder blog, to be honest. Angrysly and Babyhasathirstforblood are my sideblogs.

[paper-bag-with-blush]

I wanted… to draw bartender Mink and waiter Aoba flirting together. (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

[thebootydiaries]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they've been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn't you prevent vietnam?

[pencap]

Please, let him be soft.  I know you made him       with gunmetal bones      and wolf’s teeth. I know you made him to be      a warrior      a soldier      a hero. But even gunmetal can warp and even wolf’s teeth can dull and I do not want to see him break the way old and worn and overused things do. I do not want to see him go up in flames      the way all heroes end up martyrs. I know that you will tell me  that the world needs him. The world needs his heart      and his faith      and his courage      and his strength      and his bones and his teeth and his blood and his voice and his– The world needs anything he will give them. Damn the world,      and damn you too. Damn anyone that ever asked anything of him,      damn anyone that ever took anything from him,            damn anyone that ever prayed to his name. You know that he will give them everything      until there is nothing left of him          but the imprint of dust               where his feet once trod. You know that he will bear the world like Atlas     until his shoulders collapse          and his knees buckle               and he is crushed by all he used to carry.  Dear God,  you have already made an Atlas. You have already made an Achilles and an Icarus and a Hercules.  You have already made a sacrificial lamb of your Son. You have already made so many heroes, and you can make another again.  You can have your pick of heroes.  So please, I beg you– he is all that I have,  and you have so many heroes and the world has so many more.  Let him be soft,  and let him be mine.

Please, let him be happy ( j.p. )

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[animalrates]

[socialistguineapigs]

Wait for it…

[naturalyfindingme]

😊

[yellowgecko]

This is so cute

[so-goth-deactivated20170909]

i love this

[dailyau]

I just moved into a new apartment and went to buy groceries, but I bought more than I could carry back. I’ve stopped to catch my breath when I hear someone asking if I need help and I look up and the sun is literally making you glow like a damn angel AU

- (@marzipanandminutiae)

[halpdevon]

SELFCEST AT ITS FINEST

I WILL DIE FOR THIS SHIP

[firecr0tch]

imagine your otp

imagine person B of your otp giving person A the worst insult they’ve ever heard, prompting person A to lure person B into the wine cellar, knock them out, and bury them alive behind a brick wall, only regretting it for a second when person B stops crying out for the love of god.

[finnyisanactualrayofsunshine]

@wahpumkya the duality of man

[aewm]

perfect couples don't exi-

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[so-xu-deactivated20200921]

which one is the real child

[soapamine]

Happening currently with Alyson Tabbitha and MichaelBGB

[i-want-my-iwtv]

!!!

[littlebluesmartassfuzzball]

baby: m -m-m-

mom: meet me in the pit? mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?

baby: mom wtf

[scientistsieglinde]

alois trancy loves that bee movie unironically.

[merrycai]

The original design for Lestat and Louis’ images.

Artist：Ashley Marie Witter (the artist of Claudia’s Story)

[narwhalsarefalling]

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

[narwhalsarefalling]

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

[yoon-ity]

Why the fuck do you know this

[narwhalsarefalling]

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

[squirrelstone]

Had they never seen green tea?

[narwhalsarefalling]

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

[gostaks]

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

[narwhalsarefalling]

alan i know about soda not green tea

[littlebluesmartassfuzzball]

Repeat after me: 

Ruining your pet’s pride is never okay.  Taking your anger out on your pets is never okay. 

TAKING YOUR ANGER OUT ON YOUR PETS IS NEVER OKAY.