One false move

Allie | 24 | girlwhore | Lover of middle aged men | I never check my notifications I am so sorry if you reply to me

[pastenaga]

Some Lin-Lin-chan in a pretty dress for ya  (♡˙︶˙♡) 💛

[omegaverse]

White woman activated

[kittenchomp]

terfs b like You Will Never Look Like This

[staff]

we fucked up

[amnesiaguy]

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

[clonepa3]

ladies and slenderman

[zmpl]

[sandmandaddy69]

[shutupandmakemepizzaroll]

for my cereal

[foxgirlintestines]

The forklift's lesser known relative: the spoonlift.

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[shutyourmoustache]

[jorbeanzo]

[caprart1]

back by unpopular demand!!

[japaneseaesthetics]

Cockatoo On Perch

白　鵡図

Banshu

Late 19th century

MEDIUM/TECHNIQUEUnmounted hanging scroll; ink, color and gold on silk

DIMENSIONSImage: 131.2 x 57.2 cm (51 5/8 x 22 ½ in.)

Overall: 140.3 x 60.5 cm (55 ¼ x 23 13/16 in.)

CREDIT LINEWilliam Sturgis Bigelow Collection

[e-phemeric]

Visit Original Link

[pepminttea]

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

[woodrider]

somewhat virgin olive oil

[woodrider]

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[cpericardium]

[cottoncandylesbo]

the main dev of ULTRAKILL is livetweeting their reactions to jerma failing at their game fantastically and it's really, really fucking funny.

[ashley-royale]

I feel like it's important to note that they call him Amish here because earlier he got so mad during a hard boss fight that he went on a rant that "humans aren't meant to do this, they're meant to push logs in wheelbarrows"