[bandtshirt]

[xeppeli]

i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

[air-raid-siren-sound-effect]

and the last

[animatedtext]

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

WHORE!!!

[amygdalae]

being in your 20s is like. every day i am playing with forces i can barely understand

[amourduloup-deactivated20210512]

i think i’ll continue to wear a mask when this shit’s all over, and huge sunglasses. my face is none of your business

[stunningpicture]

[death-by-lulz]

Kids work together to create eternal recess

[millenniumitem]

workers of the world unite

[rations]

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

[catchymemes]

[mysharona1987]

[freedominthedarkmp3]

Obsessed with this title askfjdha

[childweanedonpoison]

EN translation of the title from Italy: “Does the Covid 19 vaccine make you gay? You wish! Unfortunately, science does not work miracles.”

[domesticflight]

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

compilation of kind and caring animals

[archivearchivearchiev]

[puffins-and-bears]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

someone add gentle coyote to this

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

i found him

[lgb-positivi-t]

the trans flag? looks cool as hell. you know why? because trans people 

ARE COOL AS HELL

[woobertdoo]

[swarnpert]

my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking

[songstolistentosongsto]

i’m so stoked for obama to drop his new album