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18+ ••im not a positive person but i hope you have a good day and are able to stay positive through all the shit that gets thrown your way (Germany)

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a girl whos tummy is sore because she ate dairy: is a bit quiet a guy:She was perfect, pure maddening sex, and she knew it, and she played on it, dripped it, and allowed you to suffer for it

[mszombi]

This reminded me of an article I read years ago covering some lolita event. The reporter wrote something about how lolitas claimed lolita fashion was non-sexual, but he found it hard to believe after seeing the way they “seductively nibbled on cookies”

I don’t remember what the article was or what event it was covering, but I remember that one line because it just, like, filled me with so much rage. Like goddamn, maybe they just wanted to eat some fucking cookies, its not their fault you got a boner over it. 

[assassinationtipsforladies]

“it’s not their fault you got a boner over it” is such an important statement in way too many contexts

[yiffmaster]

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

[nightmareshack]

I was in the car with my family and my mom was talking about how much time she thinks “our generation wastes on the internet” or whatever. And I was explaining how I use the internet to read and curate more interests and hobbies and expand my social horizons etc. and she was just like “Well fine if that’s how you want to live. You can waste all your time on the internet if that’s what you want but I beg to differ” and without thinking I just said “then beg.” and the entire car went silent until we got home. it was the biggest power move i have ever made to date

[rico-santos]

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[brattylilprincessangel]

✨🙈🐣🍼🙈🐣✨

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Scuttles into a pet store with no money

[skinoutqueen]

I’m a fan of panties being pulled to the side.

[n0kiv]

[metaphoricblisses]

Reminder

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[queernigga]

this solidarity

[thechanelmuse]

She went on a rant for two days. Delta got her ass together in two tweets.

[bob-belcher]

Bonus:

[linaofthemyscira]

DAAMMMNNNNN

[groovinomicon]

Reblogging for chris evans’ bonus toothpaste bit

[reckmore]

….Did he tell her to chill with emojis?

[skajador]

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at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

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the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

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this is the only pure post

[whitepeopletwitter]

Aren’t these the same people who are pro-life?

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“oh ok” actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces but i won’t tell you because you wouldn’t care how i feel anyway

[lastparty]

romeo and juliet (1.4) - william shakespeare

[redportrait]

romeo: i had this intense af dream last night bro mercutio: oh so did i romeo: what did u dream dude mercutio: that ur full of shit

[stranger-losvers]

I fucking love this play

[nxferatu]

Me: I know big kid words!

Daddy: like what?

Me: ..taxes

[nxferatu]

I posted this 12 hours ago.. how does it already have so many notes

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

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Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human: