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a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

shamebats

ecrivainsolitaire

Fantastic Beasts is suspended indefinitely.

Musk is begging for cash because he made the stupidest purchase in internet history.

Zucky Wucky is hemorrhaging cash because the Metaverse goal of becoming the NFT successor of real estate speculation was met with the deserved mockery at how stupid it was.

Trump is finally being properly prosecuted for crimes he unquestionably and very inconspicuously committed.

Alex Jones owes a billion dollars to Sandy Hook victims.

The Tories are imploding in a schism that might actually result in the collapse of the British empire.

Putin has ran out of army and crawled pathetically to the corner a tiny insurgent army pushed him towards, decades of military propaganda burnt away in months.

Prime Minister Shinzō Abe died with no glory.

The GOP is so confused after the Trump era they don't even know how to run their grifts anymore.

Rings of Power was such a mediocre release Amazon could potentially drop Prime Video altogether.

Turns out 2022 was really the "find out" year. It took a while but I'm loving this season finale so far.

watermelonmountaindew

i need to know every language immediately

guerrillatech

emptydragonseverywhere

As an eye doctor, this shouldn't be controversial. It's a problem. 5 years ago, nighttime headlight issues were reserved for people with cataracts or LASIK scars. Today, everyone has problems seeing the road through the oncoming headlights. People are getting anti-glare and blueblocking coatings not bc they are sitting on a computer 8+ hours a day but bc the blue tinted halogens are making them feel unsafe to drive. We are selling insane amounts of yellow tinted nighttime driving glasses even though they're really only for people with cataracts bc ppl are desperate for anything that may help them deal with the headlights. I've had multiple patients tell me they just don't drive at night anymore.

This is an actual safety issue and it needs to be addressed

kamikaze-kumquat

FUCKING WORD.

Like, seriously, I can't even drive anymore because of anxiety, and I am afraid to try anyway because all my friends and relatives are literally terrified of driving at night because they can't fucking see when there is on-coming traffic. They are blinded for enough time after passing cars that they are afraid they'll end up dying in an accident just because their eyes are trying to adjust!

I thought it was bad back in 2010, but this shit has gotten ridiculous.

We are driving 8 hours for a holiday, and we are having to budget for a hotel because I am too fucking scared for us to drive at night because of this shit. I kid you not.

underwhelmingalchemist

*talking to someone who left tumblr in 2016*

setyourphaserstoslutty

what does the slutty setting on the phaser do

protectspock

setyourphaserstoslutty

@federations

This genuinely made me laugh

dr-archeville

Boldly going

mishastoesies

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

starseekrr

greenycrimson

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

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eternal-fractal

not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

unbotheredmuse

mapsontheweb

Weirdest food from every state in the US.

reckmore

Speaking as a Norwegian, I'm fairly certain Lutefisk isn't from North Dakota, but... Sure.

wilwheaton

Dangerous.

This fucking guy. He says, “You know, the fact that there was a violent attack on the husband of the Speaker of the House, and no Republican has condemned it, they’re laughing at it and making jokes about it, like, we really are about to hit a really dangerous point right now.”

Oh, we’re *about* to hit a dangerous point and you’re the voice we should hear about that?

How do you think it’s been for the Trans community forever, Patton? Here’s an idea: when you’re ready to stop publicly supporting an anti-trans bigot whose vile words directly hurt trans kids and publicly condemn him and his words, then I’ll listen to what you have to say. How about that? Until then, shut the fuck up about everything.

You don’t get to pick and choose which human rights are valid.

snowylynxx

already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one