Just A Dork

If you want stories or want me to answer questions go a head am up for most things.

[boredpanda]

Japanese Artist Depicts The Typical Life Of His Pet Hamster, And The Result Is Adorable

[kipplekipple]

I’m sobbing look at this oh my god

[the-affectionate-boy]

@starssweetssass @sams-favourite-things @rae-being-naughty

[jwasontodd]

[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[blzny4-deactivated20210827]

Thanos: *doing nothing*

Fandom: Why’s he doing that?!

Marvel: Doing what?

Fandom: look at him, over there breathing and shit!

[wardo]

Remember me, though I have to travel far Remember me, each time you hear a sad guitar Know that I’m with you the only way that I can be Until you’re in my arms again, remember me.

[fangirlhaley]

Empty!Cas: I like sleep. I NEED sleep.

Cas:

[taylortut]

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

[taylortut]

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

[spider-man-stan]

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

[taylortut]

AMAZING

[bluesocksandfluff]

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

[indigowallbreaker]

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

[greelin]

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

[virska]

“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

[greelin]

“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

“do you get this involved with all of your meals”

[leupagus]

VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS

[krazykitsune]

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

[harblkun]

The Sun will go down eventually!

[welcometocaritas]

still a better love story than twilight

[jaaneymann]

LOVE THIS

[littledorkworld]

Me too! It’s honestly what spurred me into writing it. Me too lol. I have an outline but we’ll see.

I look forward to it 😊

[littledorkworld]

I’m so glad you love my Hux story! Thank you. Means a lot.

I love me a Hux story. And I can't wait to see what happens next

[pro-diversity]

english teacher: why is there so much conflict throughout history?

me:

[buttons-on-shirts]

me when i can't find anything to read bc i already read it all

[artisinspiration]

Reblog this if you accept random questions in your blog!

Ask me anything

[666kcals]

Cute girls have green tea for breakfast

And do their exercises And don’t overeat.

[bloodstained-porcelain-doll]

Cute girls eat healthy, so that they have enough energy to even feel cute.

[madamelibrarian-deactivated2018]

Cute girls also love chocolate cake.

Woe to those who try to deny a cute girl this treat.

I will fight you for a brownie.

[jelly-beans-and-gstrings-deacti]

ALL girls are cute and can eat whatever the fuck they want.

[littledorkworld]

Yes ^^

[thetherianthropydaily-deactivat]

10% of my followers are porn sites...anyone can relate?

[star-munch-grimes-deactivated20]

The Jokers purr. Reblog if you agree

[strawberryluv32]

So I am doing this…If you have any question just ask. 

[littledorkworld]

22 followers?!

That has made my day. Thanks!