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Mike Driver
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Stranger Things
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Fai_Ryy
Discoholic 🪩
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
#extradirty
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!
If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.
*david attenborough voice* truly the most dangerous predator in the animal kingdom
apparently sitting for 7 hours does something to your gut, bc when the plane landed and I stood up, I farted so loud that I jumped in place like a startled deer. even took a couple steps to run from it
my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!
like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao
actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao
this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator
Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"
Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.
Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.
anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army
THEY SHALL PROTECT MY MAUSOLEUM
Star Wars fanfic tags be like:
#torture #family bonding #canon typical slavery #fluff #mind control #kissing #graphic depictions of violence #fix-it
We need to talk about how Pushing Daisies had the best costuming in the history of TV.
blockhead gets mogged
Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece
what do i even caption this
"A Rifle Shot" (Ein Büchsenschuss), Reinhold Max Eichler, Jugend, 1901.
every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen
meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors
can i show you guys the funniest friggin. palm tree
what the fuck
that's a silly straw
get seussed
Can i add an honourable mention in the form of the mock execution palms
Timkon looks away shyly
anybody else having coffee rn lol...probably not. its a little underground
