chaichai

hi, dm me

[piranes11]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[3liza]

theres always some java runtime environment and some .net framework and some other shit

[jjungkkook]

(credit)

[caffedorzo]

i really have to stop daydreaming about being perfect at everything it's ruining my ability to be confident about anything :/

[attemptedsaint]

[redstonedust]

does anyone else's brain really like to mash together sentences in languages that have no business being mashed. was petting one of our cats and thought with full confidence "この gatinho es とても wunderbar" and didn't reigster that it was wrong at first. ich bin cooked.

[loveridden1999]

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

[starsalvation]

—Lena Khalaf Tuffaha, Intifada Portrait

[kosmogrl]

[cityrun]

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

[cityrun]

in my minds eye

[cityrun]

[thegothsuccubus]

Who wants to go to the natural history museum, get a pastry, and then fuck nasty style back home

[lamignonette]

[transylmania-deactivated2017092]

A fairy ring, also known as fairy circle, elf circle or elf ring

[gsirvitor]

[dear-ao3]

[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[1dietcokeinacan]

I will know if Andrew Tate is ever within a one mile radius of me bc when it happens a fully loaded gun will materialize in my hand and I’ll suddenly and inexplicably gain the ability to fire it with sharpshooter level accuracy and will also be imbued w an in depth understanding of human anatomy vis a vis where to inflict maximum trauma to guarantee mortality but prolong suffering. And before I can even register what is happening I will take off running full speed in the exact direction of his location