dude I love bugs sm

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[ninala]

[drizzledrawings]

☆tiger☆

[yeuc-c]

punishment worse than death

[etc-source4]

whenever i say “computer show me” im never talking to chat gpt im being him

[tomothythethird]

@batmans-attic

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

[insufferable-yapper]

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

[myterriblethirties]

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

[brokenteardrops]

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

[myterriblethirties]

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

[pansyfemme]

pheely(cat) just headbutted me gently in the face, pressing her forehead against mine.. omg it was so cute

[dogpuppy]

[gregor-samsa-daily]

I want to take that specific image of Gregor and put him on a button pin. I want to take him on adventures.

i have amazing news

[justbeeeeees]

Finaly got my own button^^

[gregor-samsa-daily]

BEAUTIFUL

[proxima-centauri-ii]

personality disorders are caused by genetics and trauma so technically the whole reason im like this is someone elses fault

[littlehumansizedbugg]

I can feel my blood pumping, my heart beating. its fucking nauseating

[ivy-michaels]

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

[gender-luster]

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

[hugintheraven]

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

[cushfuddled]

I read this aloud to my roommate and he thought I was having a stroke

[epm592011phk]

POOB MENTIONED

[lleyksie]

brown bears ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ

[lowpolyanimals]

Lazy Cat from Old School RuneScape

[strange-kritzkrieg]

i found a little 🤏 guy today

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[choppedliver12]

well both the centipede and elephant want to take away my bodily autonomy so does it really matter

[beardedmrbean]

[scaehime]

@silly-signs

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[pansyfemme]

an airplane is a type of girl who is also a dog