SHANE’S THING

bubbly sparkle lesbian : claire : 23 New Rochelle, New York

[somegoodf-inghockey]

am i the only one who is not a fan of the ryan fabian storyline …. it felt so … stereotypical…. i would be so fine if it was like one scene and i never had to see them again. that book gave me the worst ick

[peachyjude]

thinking about ilya putting his hand over shane’s on the gearshift again….. how that gesture calmed him down immediately….. how ilya can read shane without speaking…. how he can soothe shane with something as simple as covering his hand with his own, the hand shane had reached out to shake once, twice, way back when they were just kids, now anchoring him forever….

[dilfdarthvader]

shane folding so quick in the vegas bathroom really makes sense when you remember he was 23

[giftofgabber]

brushing teeth is. So unbelievably based

[somegoodf-inghockey]

me to my patients in clinic every day

[pookieshane]

Heated Rivalry (2025-) | 1.04 - Rose

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[mucho-smasho]

we are going to see this. on our tv screens. holy fuck.

[mucho-smasho]

this scene is literally just

[somegoodf-inghockey]

this might be too niche but in my mind in the plane scene in tlg depressed ilya looking out the window with a montage of shane & his life while all them horses by noah kahan plays. like he’s texting shane during turbulence.

[half-horny-half-hope]

i wonder who connor and hudson are playing in S2

[smokingrozanov]

I would watch Justice Smith read out the instructions on how to fold a pizza box at a minimum wage job. So I’m not mad at all about the casting but I am grieving fat Harris in my mind palace. I contain multitudes

[nancysflashcards]

never settle

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[keasusreevsus]

Idk why but every time I imagine Coach Wiebe it's just RuPaul's character in "But I'm a Cheerleader"

[keasusreevsus]

Guys, this is my Coach Wiebe #MyCoachWiebe

[thisfeebleheart]

Ilya is soooo charmed

[somegoodf-inghockey]

me going to buffalo for two years in undergrad and moving back home. this was personal

[snowsmoked]

Shane doesn't understand how lucky he got that his parents didn't come to the All Stars game. Yuna would have taken one look at her dressed up/prettied up son (who has never worn dressy clothes unless contractually obligated) talking to Ilya-heart-eyes-Rozanov who is looking at her boy like he's the love of his life, and she would have clocked their shit immediately. David saw their chemistry just by watching the game on TV. The game probably didn't even show Ilya kissing Shane's helmet because they would have been replaying the goal.

Then all three Hollanders would talk around it without actually talking about it for the rest of the weekend.

"Rozanov actually seems pretty nice in person."

"Yeah, I guess so."

"Maybe we could invite him to grab dinner with us."

"No."

"You really hate him that much?"

"No, I just - like, we're not friends or whatever."

"Okay, where should we get dinner then?"

"I can't. I have plans tonight."

"Alright then, you boys have fun."

"What?"

"What?"

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[opiates]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling