blending in with ants

[saturnmortis]

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

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[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[randomslasher]

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t). 

So it’s all good!! 

[gardenofroseandthorn]

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

[amurderofkittens]

I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.

[gregor-samsa-daily]

today's gregor samsa is: gregor horse plinko?

requested by: anonymous

[fucxingcuties]

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[saph-the-queer]

And my rock i found

[rainrotter]

and my rats

[slugcat-rivulet]

and me !! ^^ /silly

[saint-the-slugcat]

and my weed

[gay-faith-interpreter]

and my 20 mm ATR

[justbeeeeees]

And my bees

[memeuplift]

[satan-offical]

MY MOTHER GOT ME A THIRD BLAHAJ 🗣️🔥

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

WHY DO YOU GET BLÅHAJ!?!?!?!?

[satan-offical]

BECAUSE I ASKED FOR ONE 🗣️🔥

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

My mom still regrets getting me the first one

[justbeeeeees]

I HAVE 4 AND MY MOM HATES THAT I HAVE ANY OF THEM

[justbeeeeees]

WHY ARE YOU ONLY BEES TELL ME! TELL MEEEEE!!!!

🐝 bzzzzzz

[thememedaddy]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[thulium]

[clementiens]

[sudorm-rfslash]

Police vs law enforcement

[synebluetoo]

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

[synebluetoo]

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

[invisiblegenzer]

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Queuing this so even I won't expect it! You know how it goes!

[joulstube1987]

yo same

[gregor-samsa-daily]

I want to take that specific image of Gregor and put him on a button pin. I want to take him on adventures.

i have amazing news

[justbeeeeees]

Finaly got my own button^^

[thememedaddy]

[pasha-hasid]

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

train

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

train

[calebwittebane]

train

[queer-as-city-folk]

train

[rikusqueenofhearts]

train

[abyssdotwav]

train

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

train

[ztupid-p4th3t1c-pup-3x]

train

[reggiehyperfixates]

train

[shark-tranny]

train

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

train

[justbeeeeees]

train

[yesterdaysprint]

The Wageworker, Lincoln, Nebraska, May 31, 1907

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[animentality]