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theweirdwideweb

Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

radmenace

including when they’re in their teens

theunwomen

mothcub

thewittyphantom

theperksofbeingaperk

determinate-negation

using tumblr again now that everything in my life is cancelled or remote due to coronavirus

Got this talk as an education major too. If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick

If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

molothoo

They don’t have this talk in the police academy 🌚🌚

buckykingofmemes

why did they have to make escalators so terrifying to get on and off of? from now on im just jumping off the mall balconies. none of this awful moving teeth staircase

strolling-in-the-moonlight

5 states in the US have banned abortion from the point of heartbeat detection. Following that logic, I propose two additional policies:

1. Child support starts at the same point, including 50% of all medical bills

2. If the mother dies in mandated childbirth OR the child is stillborn, the father and doctor are charged with involuntary manslaughter.

See how keen they are on their “Pro-life” horseshit then.

myothercarisauhaul-original

3. Pregnant women can’t be in jail because the fetus would be in jail, and since it’s a full human you would be punishing an innocent person

podigious

just watch this little guy go

somecutething

Maggie has got some serious sea legs!

(via Kale Pixey)

eucalyptus-sage

hot take: katniss is a revolutionary female hero because she's not really a hero. she fights for people, not for a greater good, and she's willing to do awful things for her family, including killing innocents. she believes in a revolution because she wants freedom, not because "it's the right thing to do." she's not a quirky female hero who always knows what to say. she's awkward and self-depricating and blunt and not likeable, which is implicitly stated in the books and movies. she's not comfortable in feminine clothes, she hunts, she's scared and social uncomfortable in a way that makes others uncomfortable. she's volitile in a way that's very different than the normal quirky female lead, she's not some manic bipolar idea, she's a real person with genuine issues. she's harsh and sharp and cruel and mean and she's not perfect. she's not even very likeable. she doesn't speak much to others and when she does, it's mostly angry or cutting. but she's astounding and breathtakingly tragic while being real and raw and absolutely human.

eucalyptus-sage

additional hot take: peeta is a revolutionary male lead because he's a baker. he's a homemaker, essentially. katniss is a hunter and he is a baker. they are the exact opposite of their steryotypical gender roles. she is the deadly one, not him. she is the angry one, not him. where she pushes, he bends. where she screams, he sings. where she runs, he hides.

peeta is soft and kind and good and willing to die so he won't hurt others. he comforts katniss when she needs it, even when she isn't that nice to him. he loves her from afar, quietly and not creepily. he isn't angry. he barely uses any violence in the first book/movie. he's the injured one, not her. he isn't the muscular manly stereotype of a male lead, especially in such a violence driven world. he isn't like four from divergent. he isn't cold and harsh and mysterous. he's sweet and open and soft, he's kind and compassionate.

he's a baker in a world full of hunters.