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Free Palestine! Anti-Zionist/Anti-Genocide I'm just here to do whatever the hell I want! Nonbinary (They/them or She/Her)

[dinobot]

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

[typhus-andronicus]

[hapalopus]

Scandinavians when outdoor string lights were invented

[hapalopus]

Scandinavian trees from October to March:

[charlesoberonn]

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

[charlesoberonn]

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

[charlesoberonn]

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

[hyperlexichypatia]

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

[xiaq]

Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.

[xiaq]

Just gonna reblog this again. For reasons.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

[gunsandfireandshit]

Transcendent comedy

[rushman2-0]

[stellacosmickat]

And it was.

[wolf-pearl]

Ok so I'm taking a genetics class right now and in lab we've been given fruit flies with different mutations that we need to breed over the course of the semester.

Now, first thing I learned: fruit flies don't eat fruit. They eat yeast. They eat the yeast on fermenting fruit. They can not actually eat fruit. Their name is a lie.

Secondly, one of the two mutant lines I was given to cross are flies with the apterous mutation, aka they're wingless. I feel so bad for them, they can't do the one thing they're named for, they cant fly.

And then I realized. My fruit flies are in truth insects that eat yeast and can't fly.

Anyways, I've been calling them my yeast crawls and I am their god now.

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: 'tagagtccagtaa'gttttattatttctt. ,ttga:t'tatt.Tatat.Tattattgt.Tcatactaatt.Taa. c,tttatagtcattattat,aat'g.at,tca'tttgt'a,tcat. Ata.tattcttatatataca't. Aa,'cagtatcaaatg.

Closest match: Pyrus communis U-box domain-containing protein 5-like (LOC137740242), transcript variant X1, mRNA Common name: Common Pear

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[syntax-forest]

they can't even eat it...

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[cipheramnesia]

Being the head of HR for the Muppet Show is a fucking nightmare.

[kinkyrius]

[dramatic-dolphin]

[socialistexan]

To reiterate:

Trump's transphobic Executive Orders regarding healthcare and Federal documents are currently unenforceable and are not current actionable policy of the Federal government.

Do not despair.

Do not panic.

And most importantly: do not comply in advance.

Staying alive is a radical act as a trans person in Trump's America.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[disabled-space-archived]

Society needs to stop idolizing doctors. The image of medical professionals as these amazing, compassionate heroes is dangerous. People are so quick to defend doctors. To not believe disabled people when we say doctors have systematically abused, neglected, gaslit, and discriminated against us. Believe disabled people.

[tlirsgender]

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

[tlirsgender]

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

[tlirsgender]

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

[autismking]

IF GOD HATES TRANNIES WHY DO WE KEEP WINNINGGGGGG

[afiananvandot-deactivated202604]

HELP

[transfemininomenon]

outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"

[lackofa]

thinking back to the time that a random girl told me how her cat would always find injured wildlife and bring them to her to try and heal them.

the mental gymnastics genuinely had me speechless

[transfemininomenon]

[charl0ttan]

the thing about being a transgender girl who kisses other transgender girls is. well for starters its just the best. and thats a out it really