leon

or brandon

[littleleonard]

Every relationship I have with someone is just a countdown until I become "too much"

[littleleonard]

sigh

[killxbunnyyy]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

[ellenwipley]

never posted this crochet tapestry that my friend made me for my birthday

[theespaceace]

“man, what a year” i say as its only been 12 days into january

[climbingthefloors]

the us banning tiktok over fears of chinese influence prompting americans to flee to xiaohongshu (which translates to little red book - the same name as the famous red book of mao zedong quotations) and form instant connections with the chinese… you can't make this kind of irony up

[postelectionclarity]

[littleleonard]

What I think is even more hysterical are all the replies to Laura’s post from MAGA dipshits freaking out saying she’s ““trying to divide”” everyone (I assume this is the default MAGA defense mechanism against any reality checks that slip into their echo chamber).

>.< "NYOOOOO!!!!"

"STOP DIVIDIIING!!!! 😢😢"

"PWEASE STOP QUESTIONING THE BILLIONAIRES MOTIVES!!!! 😢😢😢😢"

Glorious.

[orcboxer]

Note: Online discourse is always a no-win scenario.

Write with an academic voice and get people replying with gifs of someone doing the jerk-off motion. Tone it down to a more accessible voice and get people going "have you even read [politics book]???" Somehow manage to walk the tightrope of verbiage and get people saying "[public figure] won't fuck you" or "Do you honestly think you posting about it will make a difference? lmao" as if they aren't also posting about the same issue (of course they're projecting a more cynical/ironic tone so it's totally different). And regardless of what you write, anyone who disagrees with you (and some people who don't) will only skim the post, pick out the 6 words they like the least, and rant about that. Some people will forgo reading altogether and look at your bio for ammunition. At no point will you be anything other than "random person on the internet" to them.

[delphinidin4]

Most ironic photos

[johannestevans]

the reason you're meant to read from a bunch of different sources and attempt to interpret and discuss them in school btw is bc your reading comprehension is based on your ability to discern different and varied meanings in a text

like some ppl on socmed wilfully misinterpret text and so many others entirely lack this critical skill and rely on tiktokers and youtubers to explain sentences to them and in the absence of someone to explain they just entirely go off their own projected vibes and make shit up

like it's. honestly frightening and bizarre, the takes i regularly see, that are so far beyond a "bad faith reading" and are literally not a reading. someone just saw three words they recognised, imagined a scenario they might be used in instead of reading the post, then got MAD

[tricktster]

[doubleca5t]

gooner mewing baby gronk skibidi rizz in ohio is just the new big chungus ugandan knuckles dogelore ligma is just the new deep fried mlg montage here come dat boy dicks out for harambe is just the new rage face forever alone trololo that feel when no gf which according to my dad is just the modern replacement for nerds incessantly quoting Monty Python at each other

[beardedmrbean]

[2560x1440]

they missed ?! 🙁

[2560x1440]

[orcbara]

you have to laugh because if you don't the terror will set in. and we hate the terror don't we folks

[canmking]

G o r r i l l a z

[littleleonard]

They made me who I am

[rnismatch]

Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

This is why i fuck with you you always keep it real