Littlemisskayte

[sheryl-lee]

Screw it, it’s Christmas.

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark in IRON MAN 3 (2013)

[quietpetitegirl-deactivated2025]

I hope I find someone that loves me the same way Stephen Colbert loves his wife ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tony: im in target do you need anything

peter: oh just pjs i guess

tony: okay

-

peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!

tony: which one lol

-

peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!

peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn

tony: *makes a phonecall*

peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,

tony, looking guilty: *hangs up*

[pasdecoeur]

# same energy

[penguinedward]

The difference between Dad Energy and Daddy Energy

[hoardofhyperfixations]

tony @ pete: my child,,, i will get you whatever

bruce @ clark: im your sugar daddy dont worry bout it

[ethan---green]

The only person who could ever make Superman look like a twink is Batman

[catchymemes]

[morepopcornplease]

i would die for grinch.

[opossummypossum]

[lotad]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

op: *knock knock*

them:

:V

:V :V :V :V :V

[kaity--did]

Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

[kaity--did]

Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.

[kaity--did]

The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….

[oldearthcartography]

Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels.  But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right.  I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I just say that the Christmas Vampire is infinitely preferable to the Elf on the Shelf

[silversarcasm]

how can you not see ableism as a feminist issue

autistic girls, especially black autistic girls, are misdiagnosed and underdiagnosed because of the focus on white cis boys and how they present as autistic

disabled girls and women often have their consent violated, both in medical procedures and otherwise, our bodies and minds are often not considered are own and we are dismissed as not having the capacity to make our own decisions

on top of that many disabled girls are seen as delusional and their speaking out about the abuse they have face, by whatever communication method, is often seen as them making things up and over reacting

many disabled women are fetishised and seen as an outrageous ‘thing’ to fuck, but are not seen as human

disabled girls, especially physically disabled girls, do not live up to ideas of beauty in our society and often have extreme self esteem issues

disabled women and girls face more shit than you could ever know and I need you to understand

Ableism. Is. A. Feminist. Issue.

[forevrdreamingofbetterthings]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[b99gif]

[vaspider]

ok but honestly i love this scene

because the admission that he googled ‘how to talk to your bisexual friends’ is an admission that he doesn’t really know what the shit he’s doing, BUT HE TRIED and did the emotional labor on his own of looking for answers rather than relying on HER to provide all the answers

Terry is the ally we need tbh

[neenadoughbreva]

Most Satisfying - The Handmaid’s Tale - Smart Power

[nessa007]

Men of the world need to be more like Jake Peralta

[atomictourists]

The best thing about Jake, though, is he didn’t start off this way. In season 1 he’s an immature, kinda gross dude, but he grows thanks to positive masculine influences in Captain Holt and Terry as well as his willingness to grow. Jake embodies the idea that good isn’t something you are, it’s something you do; he’s a great example of how it’s possible to grow and do better, even if it’s not always the easiest choice.

If more white boys were like Jake Peralta the world would be a better place.

[hogwartsninenine]

[slavery]

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

[pkslider]

The other day I was bringing an older gentleman up the hill in a golf cart and we drove past this huge YMCA group of kids like 100 kids and driving past the first chunk like 10 of them yelled out “let me on” in unison and then since I’m driving so slowly to be safe, halfway in some kid leaned up and said “do you play fortnite” and I told him I played a little and he just pointed and shouted “THIS GUY PLAYS FORTNITE” and then like 20 kids started talking to me all at once about fortnite

[low-budget-mulan]

A kid asked me if I lived in the ambulance. I said yes.

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

The hero we deserve

[treerot]

When I was on register at Kohl’s a little girl came through with her grandma and she was so very excited to tell me the meaning of her name (I think it was like warrior of god) and she begged her grandma for her phone so she could google to find out what my name means too

[newterjuice]

i wear two spinner rings on one finger and one time at my last job a young girl (probably 6-8) said “your ring is very pretty” and when i showed her it was two rings she GASPED and said “does that mean you’re marrying two people?!”

[siren-singing]

I have this necklace with a mermaid on it that I wear to work a lot and I got asked by a kid if it gave me magic powers. I leaned in real close and told her in a low voice it gave me magical girl powers but it was a secret. She got this real serious look on her face and said to her mom “that lady has superpowers, don’t tell anyone or the government will take her away”.

[business-pug]

The other day i had to give a speech at my school despite my horrific fear of public speaking and afterwards i had kid come up to me and say well done to me. It was so cute.

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

god I love tiny kids

[uberfluss]

there was a kid in one of our science camps and he spent the whole week in a lab coat and goggles screaming “CHEMICALS” at the top of his lungs. he wouldn’t even tell us his name for the first two days just screamed CHEMICALS instead.

[moth-doe]

I was watching these kids at church today and one of them screamed and threw a toy car into the wall and it broke and the other one looked over calmly and said “does your insurance cover that?”

[armandyke]

I was taking the drink order for a family at work and I asked their kid what he wanted to drink and he just looked at me with a completely deadpan expression and said “vodka” and me and the parents just fucking lost it

[bemusedlybespectacled]

kid I used to babysit asked why my lips were different (she was two), and when I told her that it was because I was wearing lipstick, she yelled, “MAYA, I WANT LIPITZ.”

[itsmydrink]

I work in a school and every time I draw anything on the board (I am a terrible artist and usually resort to stick men), the kids will all go ‘I love your picture, that’s a great drawing Miss’. So blindly supportive.

[the-stray-liger]

One time my younger brother ordered a “non-alcoholic fanta” at a hotel bar and the bartender lost his shit and I was never the same man

[swankivy]

When I was student teaching, I was taking my fourth graders back from lunch and noticed one little girl looking longingly at the playground, where the younger kids were having recess. She heaved a big sigh and said, “I used to be that free.”

[narwhalsarefalling]

used to work at a summer camp where the kids couldn’t figure out if i was a guy or a girl. kids resorted to calling me “mr or miss rey.” i told them to just call me rey, but they told me they had to be polite because i was an adult. i love kids

[clanmudhornblog]

Badass Red. 

[thatdisasterauthor]

Just build your bed right on into the awkward corner of your octagon house, and be sure to cover the bed-stand in mottled brown carpet for the best effect!

[gallusrostromegalus]

1. Please continue your real estate findings.  They give me life.

2. questionable carpeting aside, I actually kind of like this setup.  

Security of corner spot , but with extra corner

I see like.  3 useable outlets for the bed, 4 if you count the one by the Awkward Corner.  Plenty of charger outlets.

also plenty of mug/snack/stuffed animal space.

my rotisserie-chicken-sleeping ass can’t fall out of it.

Awkward Corner actually great place for a humidifier.

Awkward Corner also good spot for Cat bed so SOMEBODY DOEN’T ACCIDENTALLY SMOTHER ME IN MY SLEEP TRYING TO SLEEP ON MY BOOBS, MR. MOCHI.

[antigone-ks]

Well I did not expect to be told to smile when I had 2 boxes of tampons, a large box of Midol, and a bag of chocolate in my basket, but I guess some dudes have a death wish.

[notanadult]

… holy SHIT. That is peak contender-for-darwin-awards RIGHT THERE.

[drgrlfriend]

I was walking home from the hospital after having miscarried my first pregnancy and some dude told me to smile. I swear to god I have never been closer to homicide, and I think it would have been ruled justifiable.

[yodas-yo-yo]

I was weeping quietly on a train, having returned home from a funeral, and the guy sitting opposite me leaned over and told me I shouldn’t be sad and needed to smile more.

[knitmeapony]

I had just learned my grandfather had died, and was heading down in the elevator to call my mom to find out about the arrangements, when an older man told me to smile and then called me a bitch for not responding.

[whitejenna]

Had to go to the bank after euthanizing our 18 year old cat. Could barely remember my routing number while filling out the deposit form, and an older man told me to smile.

[ardwynna]

I was walking home from a test I knew I had aced and I was grinning ear to ear, and some guy in the street yelled at me, “What you smiling at, bitch?”

[airtrafficcontroller]

Wow men really be like that