um... a-ask me anything!

H-hello! my name is ikari shinji. Ritsuko-san said that looking up pictures of cats on the internet always helped lower her stress, so she recommended I do the same... I hope NERV doesn't mind that I've been using their internet for this...

[hirac-delesbian]

what kinda shit went down at that picnic

[aggravatedkaworu-blog]

shinji was holding a knife then he tripped over a rock and accidently chopped kaworu’s head off

[littleshinji]

"Do you like it when young children pet you?"

"Th-that was one time! And I was kicked into the petting pen! I-I mean I did stay in there longer than I should have but that wasn't my fault!"

[littleshinji]

u are an angel, pure and sweet, too beautiful for this world

U...um... thank you... ?

[littleshinji]

Soo...you like jazz?

Hope you don’t mind, Kaworu-kun!

[littleshinji]

Hello, uhm, me!!! How are you doing?

W-whoa, another me- Didn't expect to see that...!Hello! I'm doing alright... I haven't been doing much, honestly... I've been holed up in my room ever since I got a hold of NERV's wifi password... what about you?

[littleshinji]

"Hello Ikari-Kun. I hope you like your journey through the internet so far."

"Just when I thought us pilots have seen everything... I was almost tempted to throw the laptop out the window a few times, but then I decided that maybe the good outweighed the bad... maybe... I-I mean, for example, I get to keep in touch with you!"

[littleshinji]

You are gold and silver.

Hello Kaworu-kun! Um… y-you say such weird things all the time…

[littleshinji]

Hello Shinji! I hope the cat pictures are helping you? Do you have a favourite cat picture?

grumpy cat is how I feel about piloting an eva…

[littleshinji]

H-hello! my name is Ikari Shinji. Ritsuko-san said that looking up pictures of cats on the internet always helped lower her stress, so she recommended I do the same... I hope NERV doesn't mind that I've been using their internet for this...

( hey! *0* this is my new doodle/ask blog for shinji, so feel free to bother him so he doesn't spend all of NERV's internet budget on looking at outdated memes )