don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
we're not kids anymore.
Cosimo Galluzzi
Stranger Things
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Love Begins
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
noise dept.
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
#have you ever seen anything cuter than this
tos + ladies
[Caption: Four four-image-moodboards for Christine Chapel, Nyota Uhura, Number One, and Janice Rand from Star Trek.]
the true high school experience ™ is learning that “lol i didn’t study” means anything from “i literally did not pick up a pen” to “i studied So Much but i dont wanna sound like a dick about it”
The Houses As Literary Quotes (click to enlarge ⚡ info)
― SL Buckley
u know i’ve expressed my love for fake married/fake dating many, many times but like. is anything better. is anything better on this earth. does any trope or genre truly care for us quite like this one. let us reflect on a few of the gifts that fake married/dating consistently gives us:
character a asks “hey, will you pretend to be my date for a week for [convoluted excuse that could easily be solved without a fake relationship]?” character b, fully convinced of the futility of their DEEP AND UNREQUITED LOVE, figures this’ll be a chance to spend time with them and possibly put their feelings to rest. character b is always wrong & it is always amazing.
having to SHARE A LIVING SPACE FOR ARBITRARY FIC REASONS. having to see eachother in their pajamas first thing in the morning, messy haired, drowsy eyed and soft faced. going from “you can have the bathroom first” to brushing their teeth beside eachother and feeling like this closeness has always existed (at the same time, painfully aware that it won’t always).
related to the last one – “"practicing”“ their casual touching so that it’s easier when they’re in public. feeling SWOOPS OF ARDOR AND AGONY when they feel the brush of a hand on their neck, or an arm loop around their waist. don’t you love how fake marrieds/dates are always method actors who must FULLY INHABIT their roles. i love it. i live for it.
bed sharing. :^) we all pretend we’re bigger than this but we are not.
“kiss me while everyone’s looking.”
the character who wasn’t aware they were in love (maybe always had been) until the fake relationship is in full swing, realizing they have to sort their feelings out before their time together is up. sometimes they succeed and angst is minimal. most of the time they don’t, really.
telling eachother “i love you” in public and meaning it, heart aching over it, but bELIEVING THE OTHER 2 BE ACTING. my soul is still 15, this garbage still gets me. u don’t get pining better than this.
the days leading up to the end of the arrangement where one of them, still confused and muddy about their Feelings and unsure how to break things off, stiffens to the casual, reflexive touching and puts their walls back up. the other one accepts and respects this as the end of their agreement and squashes back down all the hope they ever had, stuffs it next to the heartbreak they’re ignoring deep in their chest.
when they realize they’re actually fully and enthusiastically mutual about the way they feel and it’s, like, two parts euphoria and one part agony because they just cannOT BELIEVE, the happiness tears them in two. maybe there are weepy or laughing kisses. i don’t know but i’m usually invested like 2000%. i love fake dating/marrieds.
I LOVE EM.
Schrodinger’s Bears
All I can think of right now is trying to explain this in 100 years or to aliens. You would have to have knowledge not just of Shrodinger’s thought experiment involving putting a small domestic feline in a box with radioactive material and assuming it is now both alive and dead simultaneously, but of a series of children’s books published in the 1960′s and popular in the late 1980′s/early 1990′s around which a conspiracy theory revolves involving the general members of society believing the fact that they collectively remember the book series being spelled a slightly different way is an indicator that we’ve somehow skipped into an alternate universe.
And you’d have to try to connect all those dots based on a photo of a DVD box and 2 words.
The greatest thing about Wonder Woman is how good and kind and loving she is, yet none of that negates any of her power. – Patty Jenkins
You should be ashamed.
me: *pauses the episode bc i’m not ready for what’s about to happen*
I can save today. You can save the world.
#name a more iconic duo than wondertrev and face journeys I’ll wait
Wonder Woman (2017) dir. Patty Jenkins
everyone: you should get your driver’s license! me, leaning forward, lips touching the mic: I have Anxiety
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