No Calories- No Excuses

CW: 173 HW: 200 UGW: 120 Height: 5'7

[moses-supposes]

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

[cjaquay]

[live-write-blog]

Naomi Campbell photographed by Photograph Jean-Paul Goude, 2007-(via DWNH)

Because she has only one pointe shoe on. Because her figure is of legend. Because they call her Naomi. Because she does not allow the fashion industry to disregard black beauty. Because her voice often get mistaken for anger. Because she can easily be dismissed as just a model. Because she is not liked by everyone. Because she has been an inspiration for many girls, brown and white. 

[thatcatpic]

[jillstrif-deactivated20200104]

Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuff

MY HEART

[spahnked-blog]

doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it.

[ofdarklands]

#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’#what are you doing with your life

[blogatlas]

[eatfittrainhard]

[dontvapeonthepizza]

[darning-socks]

you learn to take the little victories

[heyrilo]

THIS IS ME. IT’S ME.

[scribe-awoken]

This stuff shows up all the time.

Now, when you get A, C, D, and another C all in a row, that’s something to celebrate about.

[4gifs]

[thatfunnyblog]

Me at family parties

[teslaarmor-deactivated20140512]

Me: Joins tumblr for fun

Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

[jane-eyyyre]

I hope you fall in love With someone who always texts back and never lets You fall asleep thinking you’re Unwanted. I hope you fall in love with someone Who holds your hand during the scary parts of Horror movies and burns Cookies with you when you’re Too busy dancing around the Kitchen. I hope you fall in love with Someone who sees galaxies in your eyes And hears music in your Heartbeats. I hope you fall in love with someone who Tickles you and makes you smile On hard days and on easy Ones. But beyond all that I hope You fall in love with someone Who will never leave you behind And who will never take you For granted, someone who Will stand by you when you’re Right and stand by you When you’re wrong, Someone who has seen you at your worst And has loved you Still. I hope you fall in love With someone who Kisses you in the rain And hugs you in the cold and Wouldn’t have you any other Way.

Wouldn’t It Be Wonderful, l.h.k. (via ive-been-john-watsoned)

[neyruto]

if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a...

[yourbigsisnissi]

yeah no

i’m not one of those people that will preach unconditional sex positivity

because some people’s “kinks” are having sex with children

and rubbing their genitals on random people on the train

so na

miss me with the lectures about “kink shaming”

because there is a line

and way too many people cross it

[magicaldolan]

don’t forget people who fuck animals when animals literally cannot give consent

[a-creepy-weirdo-has]

what do birds do 

[fuckoffshaan-deactivated2016122]

[a-creepy-weirdo-has]

I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

[skeng-deactivated20191223]

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

[n-enkay]

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

[butt-berry]

[parakavka]

[preciousprincesa]

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families