we're all mad here...

ashlee { MD NJ UK FL } 32. traveler. dreamer. explorer. believer. world adventurer. & short story weaver.

[mollybeenoel]

Source: poeticalphotos

[savaravah]

[academic-vampire]

𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔨 𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯

[04k96]

[whoify]

i love how with the doctor we painstakingly track their regeneration number and with the master we’re just like “ehh it’s some new guy now”

[lordgolden]

they should invent giving me the perfect job without applying or interviewing

[yuri-puppies]

not to be like, “this is the magic job post that gives you jobs” but literally two days after I reblogged it

[thelordofshrimp]

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

[petriii-deactivated20260116-dea]

[talonabraxas]

The Message Spirited Animals

[ppmid]

Still Growing

[enchantedengland]

The poignant, powerful beauty of rural England (@dpc_photography_ IG)

[yastutma-deactivated20240911]

[injuries-in-dust]

Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

[the-sighs-of-sunset]

Tags by @interstellarvagabond

[injuries-in-dust]

THERE'S A SEQUEL!

[theanishimori]

MR. NOODLE

[injuries-in-dust]

The adventure continues!

Awesome dad is awesome.

[raimagnolia]

Hopefully the mother will get used to it

[injuries-in-dust]

Mom finally warmed up to Mr Noodle.

Made by PetFoolery

[scarred-but-still-smiling]

I'm glad Mr Noodle got a more appropriately sized enclosure!

Like, it's still probably too small but still!

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

we need more.

we NEED more.

WE NEED MORE.

WE NEED MORE.

[kellykline]

i think "guy who thinks another guy is his sworn enemy but the other guy is just normal about it" is one of the better and funnier tropes ever

[audliminal]

Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

[the-enchanted-storybook]

Derelict Gothic Abbey ~ Jorge Carlos Gonzalez

[heavensghost]

So did anyone else’s brain just stop processing information lately or is it just me

[asleepyteen]

I’ve just been nodding along to things and hoping that nobody asks any questions