we were like dogs without horses

roses are red violets are blue the jerk store called they're running out of you

[steveyockey]

just remembered the best way to tell someone what you’re thinking is to tell them what you’re thinking

[johannestevans]

horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[unusual-suspects]

colorshow glassworks

[whoreocookiesnmilk]

My favorite position is 1st place in Mario Kart.

[unusual-suspects]

x

[dionysiaproductions]

[mismedleym]

bunch of pet comms from march

[rogers-carter]

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE 2005 | dir. Joe Wright

[fairycosmos]

accidentally got stuck in a compulsive thought loop instead of living any sort of life

[aggot]

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

[drizzledrawings]

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[zevrans]

THE WOLF AMONG US REMASTERED (Holiday 2026, dev. Telltale Games)

[100493503004422]

embarrassing yourself sucks but it is Not the end of the world. I'm telling me this

[leucobryum]

Hard to see, but she is doing the ;) face