pebble

i know nothing

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I’m gonna make u play league of legends

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I legitimately don’t remember posting this

[writingdose]

[junk-thunder]

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

[sparrow-va]

you have a wha

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this post appears once every million years

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

[robot-hands-mccoolguy]

I don’t think it’s possible to one up you

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[petrowriting]

you just know the hannibal fic is going to HIT when you see this

[its-simply-just-krys]

[azurebones]

Four tickets to Barbie please

[wrestleicons]

── 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐆𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐘.

[freakin-nightmare]

PLEASE I LOVE THEM TOGETHER

[gracette]

mushwoom check

HII WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME IRIDESCENT SLIME MOLDS

Lamproderma species. i love when stuff on earth looks like it belongs on some other made-up planet

[eyehat]

[natalieironside]

The thing about weaponized incompetence is that it's a very rude and cruel thing to do to a partner or friend but it is an extremely funny and cool thing to do to your boss at work

[welele]

[rostbef]

[angelofdumpsterfires]

it’s almost that time of the year :)

[southerntinkerbelle]

[dear-ao3]

happy stab his ass wednesday everyone

[dear-ao3]

stab his ass harder hes still breathing cmon guys do better

[titkoks]

this video isn’t that funny until you realize it was posted by the MLB’s OFFICIAL tiktok account

[sugarhigh1]

Girls shoot their shot by including you in their fake scenarios in their head before bed