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he/him insta is live.off.coffee

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This just came to mind while I was watching the groundhog's day episode.

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Dean: my best friend is Cast- Cas.

Me: and my beat friend is pain.

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New alignment: Dr. Doofenshmirtz

All the alignments mixed into one

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My parents are now watching supernatural and they are finishing season 8 (with the hell trials and metatron) I said wait did you guys already passed 8x17 dang I would've liked to have rewatched that one

My mom: how do you know the numbers to these episodes

My dumbass: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My thoughts: that episode is so important for all of the characters but it's also one of the biggest destiel moments in the whole show

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Crowley: why don't you ask your boyfriend

Dean: my boyfriend?

Crowley: castiel? You know the one that 'gripped you tight and raised you from perdition'

Dean: we're not dating

Crowley: YOU'RE NOT?!?!

Crowley then proceeds to spend the rest of his life trying to get cas and dean to date

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Despair is all about losing people and specifically romantic love

First charlie

Then sam

Then DEAN

And it showed the impact it had on these people when they lost them including dean who even though knew he had failed the mission still ignores sam's call because he loves cas back.

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Sam/dean: how could u have lied to me

Sam/dean: I had to

Sam/dean: we could have worked through this together

Sam/dean: no we couldn't

Sam/dean: ur nothing to me

Sam/dean: *hits/threatens the other*

Random person: aren't you scared they'll hurt each other

Cas: this is the 20th time its happened today

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Happy fathers day to dean, cas, Sam, Crowley, everyone except John u piece of shit

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Pls say someone understands this 😅

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Michael: I'm sorry, he was a good soldier.

Dean: :(

Me: no the fuck he wasn't. He literally disobeyed all of heaven for one dude. Like yes he could fight well but dude he did not follow anyone's orders he was not a good soldier he was a good dude.

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Dear Neighbors who are setting off fireworks at midnight,

You're firework are extremely loud and it is June and not July 4th. I don't give a fuck if you are only setting off a one or a few, stop. It don't care if you only have your family together now and won't be together on July 4th. Get some sparklers. These fireworks are very annoying please stop.

- Sincerely, A dog owner

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Dean was like it's all cas' fault for not telling us about Jack's soullessness but like??? You took him to Donatello cuz you thought he might have some issues. YOU DID THAT! You were unsure and you knew something was up but you also didn't want to believe it.

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One of the best badass Sam Winchester moments is when he's like there will be no more king of hell. But its hilarious to me that like a year(idk how long) later he sees his bestie Rowena on the thrown, the only person he would ever allow on the thrown of hell.

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Endverse! Castiel rights because hes the best and stoner cas will always be my favorite.

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Hey it only gay if they're gay

... or they're wearing socks

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Dean: cas hasn't been taking any of my hints that I like him last week I brought him his favorite flowers with a note that said for a special someone and cas just asked 'what deal I got for them' like wtf

Also dean: cas confessed his love to me saying that was the thing that made him happy and then died but I still don't know if he likes me as a brother

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So we always make jokes about how dean or cas would confess and the other would be like have we not been in a relationship for the last five years??? But imagine that with the actual confession. Cas going through his speech. Dean interrupting 'hey um have we not been dating' cas 'i didn't think we were' dean 'huh I totally thought we were' empty is summoned because dean just said they were probably dating