another day in disguise

Alice, 25, They/Them

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[silvermoon424]

I think about this like twice a week

[musdomus]

Where’s his wig?

[silvermoon424]

Right here

[sammysodatimes]

[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[orangestorapples]

I feel like OG Dashcon was a cultural shift for the worse for internet and fandom culture, much like the Death of Harambe in 2016, but the more I hear about Dashcon 2 in Canada, the more it feels like we are returning to the light. Cringe culture is dead and the Muppet Joker reigns supreme.

[notaplaceofhonour]

girl unhinge ur jaw

[notaplaceofhonour]

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[jamesroach]

i had a dream i took a covid test and the result was loss

[virtie333]

[tunafarts]

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[spicymochi]

he is sitting and pondering

[spicymochi]

tiny sitting and pondering

[pukicho]

I hate the met galla. None of those people are important to me. My horsey is important to me.

[lev-myshkin-deactivated20250806]

*gets on one knee* will you, be my gunner

[pangur-and-grim]

in a moment, everything can change

[woodlandsatelier]

schronnch

[halondrus]

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

[pekgna]

Sketch page for the Cosmere Mini Bang!

Sadly the fic won't be posted, but for context; Tarah (and her friends) meet Highmarshal Kaladin, now that he's a sort of hero and celebrity, and it's VERY awkward, from all angles.

[ivafakename]

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

[ivafakename]

Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?