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Quintessence of teenage dirtbags. current events, anime, shipper trash, cartoons, and BLAH.

[livesforpenisjokes16]

Why does it feel like ten years since the twociels theory has been confirmed!? Please I need to know where the fuck this shits going like yesterday

[bendgineer]

please discuss ☕

[shencomix]

We go forward.

[hold-a-lover-close-blog-deactiv]

This is too deep to comprehend.

[haleepls]

Stop it

[alltheselittlevoices]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

[hello-nice-to-misha]

:(((((

[thebestoftumbling]

[swavie]

[gatitaegypsia]

Bringing this one back on your dash

[aboveignorance]

I actually have grown to love this video of me, because I used to hate it.

[mvdison1]

I reblog this every time I see it bc I get goosebumps when I listen to it. Such a talented soul

[aboveignorance]

Everyone asks where’s the album or mixtape, well my album is dropping 9.19 and I have three singles out right now on iTunes and Spotify. My name is Nezi Momodu and I’d love if you guys support it like you supported this! Please and thank you so much for the love love love ❤❤❤❤ so pls reblog with this message

[llorica]

I’M CRYING SO DAMN LOUD

[livesforpenisjokes16]

[smallangryspider-blog-deactivat]

*Spoilers*

Peter: *Introduces himself to Strange AND HIS CLOAK kindly, even though they ignore him*

Peter: *Saves Mantis’ life even though he was afraid of her at first*

Peter: *Apologises for not remembering Mantis & Drax’s name as he’s flying through debris to save them*

Peter: *Apologises to Tony with his last breath as he’s terrified and dying*

Baby you’re too innocent and sweet for all this. You deserve so much better.

[marionettedupaincheng]

me, seeing thanos turning all my faves into dust: it can’t get any worse, right?

peter parker: i don’t want to go..

me:

[biscadi]

[dacasyo]

iconic

[the-gif-princess]

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND

[thischick25]

Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:

These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.

They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.

[drtanner-dickery]

SHEEPNADO

[sharkbeneaththelotus]

when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

Moshpit

[nevergonnawalkpastafez]

This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

sheeps are morons lmao

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

is this what the doggos are for

[0somethingcool0]

@gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is, to my understanding, excactly WHY we have both herding and livestock guardian dogs.  Sheep are… really amazingly dumb most of the time.  

Then, once in a while, you get one sheep that’s Entirely Too Cunning and that’s when all hell breaks loose.

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[annabellioncourt]

I WAS SO BOGGLED BY THIS UNTIL THE LAST IMAGE.

[thebestoftumbling]

[mazusu]

BOOK OF THE ATLANTIC: ELIZABETH MIDFORD.

“Weak in order to love. Strong in order to protect. Both in order to stay at your side.”

[livesforpenisjokes16]

Can we just talk about how she was so afraid to show her fighting side because Ciel wasn't as good of a swordsman and liked the idea of Lizzie being his wife because she is so cute and not as intimidating as her mother. BUT NOW WE KNOW OURCIEL IS NOT THAT CIEL AND OF COURSE OURCIEL SEES HER TALENT AS TRULY REMARKABLE AND DOESNT THINK ANY LESS OF HER AND TBH HIS LOVE FOR LIZZIE ISNT EVEN BASED OFF HER LOOKS HE LOVES HER SOLELY BECAUSE SHE IS FAMILY AND FAMILY IS ALL YOU HAVE

[nicolegendary]

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

[sparkofstorm]

That and it looks like the way an audience sits for a concert or a game “YEAH GO TEAM KISS THAT BRIDE WOOO” Or it looks like they’re meeting in the middle for a throwdown Both are good

[built2bulk-blog]

TWO PEOPLE ENTER.

ONE COUPLE LEAVES.

WELCOME TO MATRIMONY.

[defenestrology]

The signs as horror anime

Aries: Hellsing

Taurus: Corpse Party

Gemini: Elfen Lied

Cancer: Deadman Wonderland

Leo: Higurashi

Virgo: Berserk

Libra: Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne

Scorpio: Another

Sagittarius: Pupa

Capricorn: Ajin

Aquarius: Terra Formars

Pisces: Gantz