Corvid

I have no idea what I'm doing but I'm not dead yet :D

[algae-illustrations]

Grace, you can't say that!

[saltwater-goldfishy]

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

[raviolireptile]

I had to draw this

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

[Image ID: A digital drawing of Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon. Toothless is sitting upright on his hind legs in a cute pose with his head tilted to the side. Beside his head is a pink speech bubble with a picture of a fich and a red question mark. /. End ID]

I love it when he sits up like a person with his little arms in front. So polite.

Ko-fi ✧ RedBubble

[resin-crocodile]

Falin ur so so so silly,

[m0unta1ndude]

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

so who’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

That’s right 👍🏻

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

that’s strange

[you-say-that-so-often]

No, he’s on second.

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

[cplus902]

Naturally.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Who?

[tornadointhetundra]

Naturally.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

So Naturally is the first baseman?

[tornadointhetundra]

No. The first baseman is Who.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

[tornadointhetundra]

House is on Third.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

[tornadointhetundra]

Who’s on first!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is horrible

[tornadointhetundra]

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

[supreme-leader-stoat]

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

[wrenchinator-central]

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

[medievaljournalist]

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great now i got wind spirits to deal with. as if i dont have enough problems

[yaoi-orc-pussy]

the issue for me when im in the phm tag is seeing so much shippy stuff. because i loove the bloodymary crossover, but i dont love the romance! i want these guys to be friends in space. i want to see theories on how the blood moon happened. i want to see eridian culture and traditions and i want grace getting accustomed to the culture (and i want more rocky content) not amatonormativity

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[blooeyez]

I've been laughing way too hard while making this lmao

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[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]

[pukicho]

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out

[arlo-rose]

⋆.ೃ࿔.𖥔 ݁ ˖*:･

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event