livingadreamland

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it's stupid. - Albert Einstein.

[disloyals]

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

[empresselyse]

[agirlsjourneytohealth]

SCREAM THIS SO MUCH LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that Spongebob’s parents 

are not cookies but dried out sponges

[jehovahhthickness]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you weren’t meant to be fucking skinny and that’s okay.

[jehovahhthickness]

Being “fit” looks different on everybody.

Some body types will never ever be “skinny” or “thin” unless they’re malnourished. That is the fucking hill I’m willing to die on.

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,  

[sodamnrelatable]

trying to talk to someone you really admire

[iamthemeep]

I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

[aesfetic-deactivated20150917]

When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”

Do you know what a tight pussy is?

An un-aroused pussy.

Your sex game weak.

Bye.

[truthseekingassbitch]

I’m glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.

[tombipetty-deactivated20170425]

lemme put it this way: I’d rather the entire human race die out than any woman be forced to bear a child against her will

[mmilhouse]

every day i hear about things and im sick of it

[browsedankmemes]

You need those days to recharge (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

[onlytwitterpics]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[eliottshands-deactivated2019090]

due to personal reasons i’ll be going back to sleep

[dogaesthetics]

[somewhereinthedetails217]

WAFER!!! ❤

[dicknurse]

Not For Sale

[whitepeopletwitter]

[allbusybees]

forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success. you can do it.

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[iridessence]

and in your size