Floating My Boat

20. MI. IG:heystephen96

[trashl0rde]

[historyandmemes]

“A black man could never be president.”

Obama: 

[livingforme-anddonuts]

My boyfriend is abusive. I am literally scared of him. I don't know how to leave without him hurting someone I love.

I know who this is, and you're smarter than that. Keeping someone around only increases their hold. If you feel like you're in danger call the police station and ask a cop to wait nearby while you break up with him. duh. you live in a small town, thats why the cops are there. 

[itsjuliaaa-deactivated20180126]

If I care about you that means I will literally put all your needs before mine and truly drop whatever I’m doing to help you out and it would be real nice if someone was ever like that towards me

[livingforme-anddonuts]

You can't save someone if you don't take care of your needs first.Its incredibly unhealthy. Sure, that'd be dope if you and a partner were doing that for each other, but its not going to happen. Idealism/sacrifice like that works until you get a little older and realize its not working. Your NEEDS should be the most important thing to you, especially if you want to grow as a person. 

The project you don't work on never gets better.

[abduction]

[viciousclass]

Perspectives… | cXs

[chewables-deactivated20180405]

I wanna be that person who just radiates nice energy like, I wanna be that person who you’ve never spoken to before but you think of me as a friend already. I wanna be that person you feel that you can come to for advice whenever, or someone who makes you feel better by just talking to you. I’m gonna try really hard to be that person.

[juuliaroberts]

When you’re both bottoms and someone has to top

[wittymoniker]

When you’re both tops and someone has to bottom

[darachbeo]

when you’re both verse and just take turns

[hugobugo]

😹😹😹😹😹

[meme-theft]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

are you a philosopher

boy im dumb as shit

[pochowek]

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

[2ad]

Life really isn’t what I expected it to be

[chessys]

less quicksand

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

almost no quicksand to be honest

[spaceyam]

lots of metaphorical quicksand tho

[livingforme-anddonuts]

maybe they were really preparing us for the metaphorical quicksand 

[wreck]

[codasoliz]

Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just laughed for like 5 minutes

[gooberascendant]

Diversity only makes dads stronger. More powerful.

[theroguefeminist]

the dad jokes are evolving

[yourbigsisnissi]

you gotta get to that point where a man who disrespects you becomes unattractive. that you become disgusted by a man who doesn’t treat you like you deserve to be treated. where it’s such a turn off to be with a man like that that no matter how you felt before, you know it’s time to get up and go. it’s a part of working on your self esteem, even when you’re not single

[m4rva1n]

[twerkingyaowang]

dogs are so good

[windforge]

Wtf this is adorable

[dragonlex]

The whole video is cute and I will provide it for all to see.

https://safe.txmblr.com/svc/embed/inline/https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FjXFldV3ImU0#embed-57ff28fba11e5223117516

[teesadutta]

[urietrouble]

OK this is cute

[thicciblonsky-deactivated202008]

#HumanizeHer

[difficult]