[partying]

via @miimiian

[fullmetalfisting]

man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression 

[antique-scarecrow]

it’s posta like these that so encapsulate the spirit of tumblr while making it impossible to explain tumblr to my mom

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[notunlikepride]

@shitpostsampler this feels up your alley

[dovewithscales]

This post is legendary and it still comes by sometimes and I love it. Decay is an extant form of life.

[julykings]

wish i could like. forgive myself for being a person

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

I love an open window and some cool clean air

[madnessofmen]

"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

[genterie]

@cupofherbaltea

[sadbeautifultragique]

the fact that i’m not on a balcony in italy watching the sun set eating fresh fruit with my lover is offensive

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

[pyrlspite]

[stimman4000]

goodnight to sexy evil people only

[mirawonderfulstar-deactivated20]

real romance is just being deeply stupid together. i dream of one day meeting someone i can be deeply stupid with and not feel embarrassed 

[best-life-wisdom]

The “stare” before the kiss.

[liftedandgiftedd]

the look down at the lips

[akolouthise-ton-hlio]

The “smile” after the kiss

[notasoupcompany]

[hydro-homies]

Kink shit

[100493503004422]

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

[demiiwhiffin]

[pedromgabriel]

- You just need to make it simple -

by Pedro Gabriel

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