Actual Conversations with people I live with

living with others is always an adventure so why not document it?

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Husband describing the taste of my milkshake "its alarming. Your icecream tastes like a fire alarm sounds."

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Husband: "I've come to realize that you sleep like a rotting log, you're warm, slightly moist, and impossible to move."

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"I'm sitting here thinking to myself, 'how do I feel? Like a voracious honey badger'. I dont know what that means, probably something alarming about my soul."

-My Husband

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At a nice restaurant

*in a hoity-toit voice* "I only drink koolaid, the softest of drinks."

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Page update

So I've been pretty quiet on this page for the past at least a year. The reason is because I got married and no longer live with roommates. I was unsure if I should continue making these posts but have decided that since my husband and I still have stupid conversations that I will still post but I'm just going to alter the description if the page a bit. Hopefully I will still provide the comedic and wacky content you are looking for.

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My husband and I listening to Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie

Husband:*starts clapping on beats 1 and 3*

Me:*glaring* Freddy Mercury and David Bowie didnt die for you to clap on one and 3.

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The best kind of bouquet

E and her BF were being all cute saying goodbye for the night

Me:”y’all are so cute that you make me want to puke puppies”

R:”You guys are as cute as a bouquet of puppy balls!”

Me:”puppy balls?”

R:”.......I meant paws........”

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Always pick memes

R: *sends me a meme through facebook*

Me: *stops playing a video game to look at it*

Me: *proceeds to get distracted from game by continually looking through Facebook news feed* “ooh I found some memes! I’m gonna take a break from death and look at some memes”

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So I realized that I’ve been pretty inactive on this blog for a while so to make up for it here is a video I took of one of my roommates outside Safeway

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R: *playing cards* “Thank the Cod Gaurds!”

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Jamming out to “what I’d love?” In the car

“What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more”

S: pumping her fists “yah! Or I’ll hurt you back!”

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Ginger Beef

Me: “We got ginger beef because my Grandma is a sucker for ginger beef.”

R: “Who isn’t a sucker for ginger beef? Ginger beef is the bed!”

Me: “The bed?”

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Popcorn

So R was cooking popcorn in the microwave and part way through we started hearing some noises coming from the microwave so R goes to check on her popcorn.

R: “I’m an idiot.”

Me: “did you not put the lid on the bowl?”

R: “no, I didn’t even put the kernels in the bowl, I just put them in the microwave.”

Me: “wow, good job”

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My brother: “Four barn owls making their way downtown”

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I think we spoil him...

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Me: "I like that I have pictures with my different friends so that if we drift apart I can still remember the good times"

R: "You had better not drift apart from me! I'm not going anywhere. I'm like a male cat, I have sprayed you and marked you as my territory!"

Me: "WHEN DID YOU SPRAY ME?! DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW?"