My Life

I post thing i love. Mostly rebloggs.

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

Me as a thief: Steals the US Constitution. Replaces it with a perfect forgery, except the Second Amendment has been edited from “the right to bear arms” to “the right to bare arms.” Breaking News the next day: Nation has been misreading the Constitution for over 200 years. Historians mortified. Politicians scramble to save face. Gun control laws go into effect nationwide. School principals trying to punish high school girls for wearing tank tops get slapped with a lawsuit for violating their Second Amendment right to bare arms. I fall asleep on a mountain of money in my mansion in the Bahamas. Suck it Nicolas Cage.

[vvolkenkind]

Lil helicopter feet

[delusionalpeaches]

omg here they come!!!! 

[beeslybee]

this is the type of high quality content I signed up for.

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

im allowed to call myself ugly but you are not allowed to agree with me 

[blacberries]

team mysterious leg bruise

[naturaldaisaster]

nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes

[companionwolf]

His name is Adam Young and he is my fave.

[cupcakeugly]

[automatically]

me after finals

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[capillaries-blog]

being a person who just naturally cries a lot is so embarrassing like 

stressed out? cry. confused? cry. happy? cry. emotional movie? cry. scared? cry. you respond to every possible emotion by crying. and you have to tell people not to panic because like? you just cry a lot and not to take it personally but like 

crying 

[heartshapedmoodring]

Being pretty but not photogenic is a thing

[vandercunt-deactivated20181213]

Being photogenic but not pretty is also a thing

[axel-d0rland0]

Being neither is me

[rupindah]

[sexemulators]

I’m sorry I constantly want to talk to you. I’m sorry when you take long to reply, I get sad. I’m sorry if I say things that might piss you off. I’m sorry if I come off as annoying. I’m sorry if you don’t wanna talk to me as much as I wanna talk to you. I’m sorry if I think about you too much and too often. I’m sorry if I say things I don’t really mean. I’m sorry if I tell you about my pointless drama when you don’t really care. I’m sorry if I come off as being clingy, but its just me missing you.

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[internetcultleader]

tbh im not even just a double texter im a decatexter like ill impulsively send 10 seperate texts instead of fitting it all into one whos gonna try and stop me

[shittyidea]

Read youtube comments

[zootedboy]

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

[matthewgodgubler]

[greelin]

it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that big of a deal but when i’ve stored up that many negative emotions it feels like i busted a hole in the hoover dam