[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[were--ralph]

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

[vaspider]

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

He did it twice 😭

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[elodieunderglass]

The mileage on this one is totally normal Elrond. Hey speaking of can I park him here for a while

[the-birth-of-art]

h/t to @namasteinside for the lol

[zinjanthropusboisei]

In "Unfinished Tales" there's a section where the Fellowship gets Gandalf to tell his side of the story about how he recommended Bilbo to Thorin's company and this is literally how it went down:

[carsen-daily]

There were just so many great additions to this post that I had to put them all in one place.

[lakevida]

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

[fraenum]

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

[lakevida]

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

[chainmail-butch]

One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,

"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."

To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.

[rose-kalliope]

[chainmail-butch]

Yeah that's fair, those tags should part of the main post

[gabagoofs]

[pileofknives]

[recursive-wizard]

Don’t forget that the US civil rights bill only passed after six weeks of rioting that were the direct result of MLK’s murder. Peaceful protest paved the way, but violent protest got it over the finish line.

[flipocrite]

It’s understandable why the state would not want you know that, but that’s also why it’s imperative that you do.

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

king's family doesn't "believe" the FBI killed him, they know it for fact because the FBI admitted to it in a civil case brought against them in the early 90s. the court documents are a matter of public record. read them yourself. the king family won that suit against the united states fucking government for assassinating martin luther king jr

[apolladay]

do you have stretch marks on your breasts?

(if you used to have breasts but don’t have them anymore, please select the closest option to what you had before )

yes, cup size A - B

no, size A - B

yes, size C - D

no, size C - D

yes, size DD - EE

no, size DD - EE

yes, F+

no, F+

thank you H :)

Do you have stretch marks on your breasts? (if you used to have breasts but don’t have them anymore, please select the closest option to what you had before )

yes, cup size A - B

no, cup size A - B

yes, cup size C - D

no, cup size C - D

yes, cup size DD - EE

no, cup size DD - EE

yes, cup size F+

no, cup size F+

results

Voting ended onJan 27, 2025

[amaditalks]

One of the most important things to unpack and unlearn when you’re part of a white supremacy saturated society (i.e. the global north) and especially if you were raised in an intensified form of it (evangelicism, right wing politics, explicit racism) is the urge to punish and take revenge.

It manifests in our lives all the time and it is inherently destructive. It makes relationships and interactions adversarial for no good reason. It undermines cooperation and good civic order. It worsens some types of crime. It creates trauma, especially in children.

Imagine approaching unexpected or unacceptable behavior from a perspective of "how can this be stopped, and prevented" instead of "you’re going to regret this!”

Imagine dealing with a problem or conflict from the perspective of “how can this be solved in a way that is just and restorative” instead of “the people who caused this are going to pay.”

How much would that change you? How much would that have changed for you?

[oldearthaccretionist]

Please.

[autumn-clover]

[knitmeapony]

I'm gonna be making a t-shirt and I thought I should share. (Yes I love nine miilion fonts, sue me.)

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

An ex-colleague of mine was complaining to me the other day about the ai problem in her students' papers, and I told her, "Just make your students hand-write them in class. Easy." She looked at me like I was insane and tried to explain how that would never work, but I just said,"That's how we did it for a thousand years. The invention of word processors doesn't erase all that."

To me it seems obvious. Readings are done out of class, handwritten essays are done within it. No more ai papers.

[flannelunderpants]

I give all my exams in blue books. A lot of my colleagues have started doing the same. The struggle to interpret student handwritting is worth avoiding the whole plagerism academic protocol nonsense.

[scribe-of-storm]

Man of all the unexpected Secondary and Tertiary effects that AI Slop could have I think the best and funniest would be if it forced all schoolwork to return to being done in school and thus by necessity killed Homework.

[itsc]

this is the shrek bowl. a thrift store in my hometown (perhaps accidentally) credited me like 65¢ for it instead of charging me. i have used it to mix hair dye for the last decade 💚

[itsc]

shoutout to everyone who stopped reading this post at the first sentence and told me not to eat anything out of it due to the dangerous #chemicals present in its composition. i just mixed hair bleach in it for possibly the 50th time so i think i would have bigger problems than possible lead contamination if i used it for cereal now.

[fairuzfan]

Its actually really funny that part of the reason they banned tiktok in the US is because of Palestine activism they were like we got to shut these pro palis up and got rid of the whole platform lmaooo

[slkdjfhgjfdkslaqwo3ei4utjh-deac]

not everything is about fucking palestine holy shit

[fairuzfan]

Ok but it literally is here's a link from the sponsors of the bill quoted that "disinformation" about "hamas" is why they started talking about the ban again despite abandoning it before October 7th

TikTok Crackdown Shifts Into Overdrive, With Sale or Shutdown on Tabl…

[themilfking]

"We have a major, major, major generational problem... all the polling I've seen... suggests that this is not a left, right gap folks. The issue of the United States' support of Israel is not left and right. It is young and old... Numbers of young people who think Hamas massacre was justified is shockingly and terrifyingly high. So we really have a TikTok problem, a GenZ problem and our community needs to put... energy to this, like fast."

- Jonathan Greenblatt CEO of the ADL

[dramatic-dolphin]

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

[dramatic-dolphin]

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

[transmasc-wizard]

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[krakenartificer]

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[impsynia]

tiktok stunt haha funny. please talk about the ice raids

[impsynia]

even though theyre officially starting on tueaday once trump is in office the raids have already started in central california since sunday and idk where else. people havent been able to go to work becuz ice is literally patroling the streets and targeting places where majority brown people work. please keep aware and talk to ppl in your life who might not be

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

[pencilcat]

[randomfandomteacher]

We always end up back here

[thoughtportal]

[discodeerdiary]

Also remember that letting people cover their faces in public did not lead to everyone getting robbed

[masarukt]

And also remember that letting people work from home, and attend virtual concerts, and go to meetings via zoom, and go to conferences virtually, and go to religious services virtually, and go to all kinds of other events virtually and thus, allowing for disabled and chronically ill folks to participate in society like never before…

But now, folks want to take so many of those options away all over again…isolating disabled and chronically ill folks from society again. It’s cruel…taking something beautiful like that away from us after showing us that something like that was possible this whole time since we have had the technology. And now that we know for a fact that the technology exists, non-disabled and non-chronically ill people want to take that away from us?

It’s beyond cruel.

If you’ve never been house bound or bed bound for months or years on end like I have? Or like others like me have? Then you have no idea what this feels like. None.