$LAYYYTER
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RMH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Andulka
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@theartofmadeline
art blog(derogatory)
One Nice Bug Per Day
ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
styofa doing anything
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#extradirty
Product Placement
Peter Solarz
Not today Justin
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
todays bird
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@lizard-elvis-official
Woah mama, I keep getting asks that want donations. I feel bad not answering but none of these guys seem to have any proof of realness
There are people out there who vet fundraisers and if youāre looking to donate please check their blogs. I am not in the position to donate, I do not want my followers to unknowingly get scammed, free Palestine šµšø
I keep getting ads for toothpaste that prevents gum disease, wouldāve been nice seeing them earlier
Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?
Rouxls Presley
Extremely Fucking Evil Elvis
Hummina hummina
@rouxls-presley
@extremely-fucking-evil-elvis
woah mama, @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis told me to commit voter fraud so HERE I AM
Woah Mama
THERES BEEN ANOTHER DROP OUT
if you would like to join the sexy elvii competition
One more spot has opened
(IF YOURE IN THE COMPETITION AND GOING TO DEACTIVATE)
(TELL ME FIRST)
(PLEASE AND THANK YOU)
Hummina hummina
woah mama
sorry for raising my voice
dropping out is one thing
but going to make a poll
and finding that one of the competitors decided not to exist anymore
is very frustrating
woah mama
hummina hummina
hummina hummina
woah mama, if you still need a new competitor Iām willing to join. Iām a bit busy but Iāve had more time for tumblr than expected so I can make it work
Hi, I just had a mental breakdown, Iām saying just like Iām not still crying. I originally had planned an announcement but I procrastinated it like I do with everything important in my life so basically: I will be off the internet for the next 6 weeks
Edit:
Neat
hi guys, Iām back. I was going to return to posting but one of my gerbils died and I have gum surgery soon. Gonna try to post but canāt guarantee
Hi, I just had a mental breakdown, Iām saying just like Iām not still crying. I originally had planned an announcement but I procrastinated it like I do with everything important in my life so basically: I will be off the internet for the next 6 weeks
Edit:
Neat
woah mama the tower is taking a while to climb, might take me 2 months to reach the top but Iām not giving up yet
woah mama itās tower time
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What on earth is tower timeĀ (Ā ā¢į·āā¢į· Ā )Ā
Woah mama itās time to climb
woah mama itās tower time
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Bzz Mama what if I host an Elvii Talent Show with @yn-presley, winner gets a lifetime supply of hummina hummina honey.
Woah Queen I'd love to sing in a tallent show Hummina hummina. My voice can attract birds
Phwoah dads, Iād love a talent contest, although Iād imagine we all have pretty similar singing voices given the fact that weāre all Elvii, phummina phummina. Does encyclopedic knowledge of Dan and Phil count as a talent?
Woah mama, Does Your Main Elvis Sing?
Yes, very well
Yes, mediocre
Yes, badly
No they dont sing
No they can't sing
I wouldn't classify what they do as singing
I dont run an elvis account
hummina hummina
Woah mama, I sing all the time although itās a bit āexperimentalā
Woah mama, put @elvis-staffley-official into the sun?
- Punt!
- Iām a fucking coward
Woah mama, Punt @elvis-staffley-official into the sun?
Punt!
I'm a fucking coward
Hummina hummina
@elvis-staffley-official
FUCK OFF
sorry, but youāre canonically transphobic ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
woah mama my skin is shedding, who wants custody?
Woah mama, Iāve set a reminder so that I remember this site exists, right before Iāll be without tumblr for 6 weeks
I MISREAD āVICTORY HUMMINGā AS āVICTORY HUMMINAā HELP
Woah mama, happy birthday to my mod
Woah Fella, happy birthday to your mod
yoah mama may your day be bitchinā *head bangs*
woah mama happy birthday to your mod
Woah mama! Here you go fellow king!
[Gives you a handful of crickets to eat]
Hummina hummina hummina
@wevis-presley
woah mama so glad you gave these to me, Iām burning alive and I donāt wanna go foraging humminahumminahummina
