Godzilla Elvis

Woah mama, I’m gonna eat Las Vegas

[godzilla-elvis]

Woah mama, my origin story

[godzilla-elvis]

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[counting-offical]

1

[chaos-ducks]

2

[evilducks-offical]

3

[ask-discord34]

4

[traderotales]

5

[the-random-ovibovini]

6

[snomeraphim]

7

[odysseusandorpheus]

8

[cat-offical]

9

[hades-offical]

10

[ask-discord34]

11

[purplezrb]

12

[counting-offical]

13

[xxskaterzzforlifexx]

14

[lowes-official]

15

[starrybonemarrow]

16

[ferns-fatale]

17

[allegory-buried]

18

[cheekytownstudios]

19

[halfasleepforever]

20

[darceythebee]

21

[shellgonthefossil]

22

[shortcakekisser]

23

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

24

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[emo-presley]

26

[catgirl-presley]

27

[godzilla-elvis]

28

[elvis-resercher-official]

!! OFFICIAL FOUNDATION ANNOUNCEMENT !!

CALLING ALL ELVII! I am running last minute late admissions to the Elvis Sexyman poll! Any and all Elvii who are not yet in the poll are asked to join

Woah science, this is the last chance to find out who the sexiest Elvis is!

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, if you want in, reblog this post, or notify @poll-elvis that the foundation sent you. Go onward Elvii!!

[muppet-joker-elvis]

Muahahaha…

MUAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You DARE Challenge the great ELVIS CROAKER?! HAHAHAHAHAHA ILL MUPPING KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES!

Everyone knows that my beautiful rock and roll felt body is the sexiest thing ever created! IM LITERALLY THE PERFECT BEING!!

The only thing that might be sexier than me is the muppet hole…

BUT I’M THE SEXIEST ELVIS! ILL PROVE IT, PUT ME IN!! OR ILL MUPPING HIP THRUST YOUR ASS!

Why so hummina?

[strawberry-meowlatonins]

oughhhh I really want these fuckass elvis heels.........

[freezerhamster]

Imagine explaining the fact that there are more than 150 elvis/elivises on this god forsaken website

[extremely-fucking-evil-elvis]

woah mama I’m trying to find a way to make my hummina hummina hobby (eating saltines) more evil

unfortunately the only improvement I’ve made is adding small doses of poison

builds up immunity

[godzilla-elvis]

Woah mama, I suggest adding the ashes of cities you’ve destroyed

[urfavhatesterfs]

this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

[wormtaste]

Elvis impersonators are the decomposers of tumblr—uncontrollably multiplying as they remorselessly eat away at dead posts, forming a thick yet heterogeneous layer of bustling life that completely obscures the original corpse.

Rest assured, this is not an insult; just like real decomposers, they play a vital role in tumblr’s ecosystem.

[gladys-official]

Woah god when did "girls kissing" show up in my search history mummina mummina

[godzilla-elvis]

Woah mama, are we getting a step-mama?

[godzilla-elvis]

Woah mama, back to stomping Detroit. I have destroyed the Henry Ford museum.

[godzilla-elvis]

Woah mama, happy birthday to my mod

[totallynotelvisjustwaylon]

Woah Fella, happy birthday to your mod

[frelvis-durstley]

yoah mama may your day be bitchin’ *head bangs*

[godzilla-elvis]

Woah mama, happy birthday to my mod

[godzilla-elvis]

Woah mamas, I know I’m a bit late to this but happy pride to all ya lovely people. Remember to stomp homophobes, transphobes, aphobes, and other -phobes and -ists, uh huh uh huh

[florida-man-elvis]

Sorry to hear about your dead elvii brother he gets five big humminas

HUMMINA

HUMMINA

HUMMINA

HUMMINA

HUMMINAAAAAAAAAA

[elvis-pretzel-offical]

Woah mama, my pretzel business is falling behind, what new pretzel flavors should I introduce

[godzilla-elvis]

Woah mama, you gotta do a Las Vegas flavor

[fruitpunchfrog]

Sure, you people can make as many Elvis gimmick blogs as you want, but when the chips are down will you be able to come together to defeat Godzilla when he tries to eat Las Vegas?