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think about clones being absolutely ENTHRALLED by totally normal everyday things that they never had on Kamino or encountered in their sliced media. none of them have ever seen a bouncy ball before and they lose their fucking shit over it. it’s mayhem in the barracks when someone gets ahold of a 20-pack of tiny bouncy balls. there are confiscations and several new legion-wide mandates. their jedi can’t stop laughing. — clones being fascinated and terrified by kitchen appliances bc all their food was pre made and handed to them on trays. kix has a deep distrust of toasters after one scared the shit out of him the first time he used it. clones who are afraid of bugs. clones who are OBSESSED with bugs and use up all their allotted comm storage space taking pictures of every single one they see. clones who have never seen a holo advertisement before and they trust and believe everything the advertiser says. clones who make their padawan learner tell them absolutely everything about “restaurants” and anxiously roleplay ordering food with each other before their first shore leave to make sure they get it perfect. they don’t all understand the assignment but they try. just THINK ABOUT CLONES BEING DEPRIVED OF NORMAL PEOPLE THINGS AND FINALLY HAVING A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE IT ALL ONCE THEYRE SENT AWAY FROM KAMINO AND COPING WITH IT IN DIFFERENT WAYS

ofthedarkwoods

Edit: IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF IGNORANCE

tenthfloorghostgirl

uni416

...There I was, veritably myself again.

uni416

This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE

incorrectskyrimquotes

I love everything about this.

tiefling-queer

it’ll never fail to amaze me that chessex, the game dice company - like if you bought your first dice set from a game store/comic shop/card shop you most certainly bought a chessex set - has such an ugly and poorly designed website. it looks like they went out of business 15 years ago.

vornskr

i don’t know what’s better, the fact that they only sell five different things and felt like they needed a site map, the single uk location with the giant union jack, or simply the times new roman header which reads:

“The coolest dice on the planet.” ™

vornskr

THEY HAVEN’T UPDATED THEIR WEBSITE IN TEN YEARS????

vornskr

my mistake, literally every single page you click on has a different copyright date. so far I’ve seen 2001, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, and most recently 2012. amazing. well done chessex.

tiefling-queer

BUT LANA HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO ORDER DICE?????

vornskr

you….you have to email them your order form. oh, gods. you…have to type your credit card information. into an email. so they can charge you seven dollars in shipping or 7% of the total order cost if it’s over $100. fuck. if you have questions about the cost of air shipping, you can fax them anytime. jesus christ. oh gods. fuck. fuck me up. chessex. the coolest dice on the planet. ™

zerofarad

this is another reason why I let my friendly local store make my chessex orders for me

thesongzebrabyonehtrixpointnever

Me: The Chessex website isn’t real and can’t hurt me:

The Chessex website:

queenqueso

The best part is that this is literally by design

amazing

patrickdiomedes

oh my god

derinthescarletpescatarian

These are the only people doing internet sales correctly

tauforged

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

tauforged

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

tauforged

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

tauforged

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

jackalopeonline

letoscrawls

Please bear with me and my intense rebels spamming

noone-89-deactivated20220821

Nobody:

Chamberlain after losing the trial by stone:

ben-the-hyena

PFF

skapasta

icant even explain why i feel this way about it but this meme, this specific version, just makes me so emotional i love it so so much. its very heartwarming. peace n love on planet earth

victusinveritas

mellifexfarm

obsessed with this rooster on tiktok that hatched with a random mutation that makes him nakey. bizarre little man

thecottageinthedark

skeksis

were--ralph

when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there

were--ralph

i can not stress the confidence when i paused and thought "I'm pretty sure uvula is the right part" and got it in one

were--ralph

i feel like im being pranked is it a uterus or an ovary or what what is happening in there

were--ralph

im tired y'all got conveyor belts and stuff in ya coochie ig

posts-with-10000-notes-in-spirit

current note count: 82

were--ralph

don't you put that curse on me

were--ralph

you little shits

lillyko

@were--ralph

It's Canon in dragonball if that helps

were--ralph

this is framed like a fetish????

levonsnape-deactivated20230929

I love The Golden Girls.

gholateg

Ya’ll don’t have any idea how fucking brave and needed these plot lines were.

This was before Ellen came out.

This was before civil unions.

This was before Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.

This was when your ass could be fired, blacklisted, and shunned with no legal protections for even being hinted at being gay.

And the Golden Girls said “Fuck you, Fuck this, we’re doing it anyway.”

silenthillmutual

I think it should be noted that Blanche’s quote about AIDS is also “It is not god punishing people for their sins” and that the episode also deals with slutshaming.

darkravn

I don’t know if people realize how much activism these women did for gay right and during the aids crisis. If you think about it they were all long established in Hollywood and Broadway. They had tons of friends personally affected and dealing with the aids crisis. Estelle Getty lost a nephew. I think they helped plant seeds in people who watched Golden Girls that helped make things a little more normalized and mainstream.