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[lizlikestotype]

OMG it's my 21st birthday!!

[utteradoxography]

how to befriend me online:

message me (e.g. “hey nerd lets be friends”)

repeat step one, consistently. harass my ass into a state of friendship.

congrats ur now a friend

[auriion]

Shout out to non-uk citizens that are signing the second referendum petition.

Please, please for the love of god, do not do it. You all mean well but this is hurting the petition rather than helping, please signal boost this if it isn’t already going around.

[colatechi-deactivated20180303]

Make sure to spread this as far as you can, all the citizens appreciate the sentiment behind the action and are sure you have nothing but good intentions but the petition WILL fail this way. It’s being called a farce because of all the signatures from people that are not citizens of the UK. 

Please spread this.

[goodgirlwhoshopeful]

IMPORTANT. ONLY UK CITIZENS 

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

[thesixthstar]

what does this mean

[rvengefulobster]

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

[metaphorror]

tell me about the time you intentionally poured mustard oil in your sinuses

ok so this one time

i was a little ill and had been having an allergy attack all day; it was winter n i was at home w my family

i had a headache and my mom made me take some acetaminophen; when i was going to go to bed i wanted to take nyquil so i could sleep and not drown in my own snot BUT Do Not Take acetaminophen and nyquil within 6 hours you Will Die

so i was Sufferin

so then it was like, midnight and all my family was asleep except me

and i started looking up how to clear ur sinuses au naturale and one of the things was “put mustard oil in your nose” so i was like OKAY I HAVE THAT

tldr; mustard oil is Spice and a liquid

so at about 1:30 AM i go down to my kitchen and gather my supplies: mustard oil, an eyedropper, and courage born of slight mental incapacity due to illness and desperation

i get a bit of mustard oil, tip my head back, and drop it into my face holes to let it drip back into my sinuses

it wasn’t that bad tbh until it turned into LIQUID FIRE INSIDE OF MY FACE

i was sneezing and coughing so violently that i got whiplash istg

i startled my cat into jumping 3 feet into the air; it was some exorcist shit 

anyway

it was that most SPICY experience of my life there’s no way to describe iti was sneezing and my nose was running and i was crying and clawing at my face but it was INSIDE

but then

miraculously

it was over, and it had worked

i swear my sinuses have N E V E R been clearer; the entire rabbit warren of sinus tubes in my whole head were so clear i could FEEL them i was ALIVE

long story short, if u ever have a runny nose and can tolerate 2 minutes of LAVA FACE get ur hands on some mustard oil u will be CLEANSED

[ultrafacts]

Source 

[hellkatsally]

These dudes are fucking legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

[bebinn]

The source is long, but so, so good. These men and women are available in 36 states, 24 hours a day to stand guard at home, in court, at school, even if the child has a nightmare. Many of them are survivors of childhood abuse as well, and know what it’s like to feel scared and alone.

In court that day, the judge asked the boy, “Are you afraid?” No, the boy said.

Pipes says the judge seemed surprised, and asked, “Why not?”

The boy glanced at Pipes and the other bikers sitting in the front row, two more standing on each side of the courtroom door, and told the judge, “Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Actual tears.. hnngh

[bee-whistler]

Show me more of people like this, world. I give up on humans too easily.

[groovypirate]

where do i sign up for this,i want to be in this gang

[ultrafacts]

[haydengisearchive-deactivated20]

This is fucking amazing. It may be out of character for me to say this but rock on

[clatterbane]

Bikers Against Child Abuse was founded in 1995 by a Native American child psychologist whose ride name is Chief, when he came across a young boy who had been subjected to extreme abuse and was too afraid to leave his house. He called the boy to reach out to him, but the only thing that seemed to interest the child was Chief’s bike. Soon, some 20 bikers went to the boy’s neighborhood and were able to draw him out of his house for the first time in weeks.

Chief’s thesis was that a child who has been abused by an adult can benefit psychologically from the presence of even more intimidating adults that they know are on their side. “When we tell a child they don’t have to be afraid, they believe us,” Arizona biker Pipes told azcentral.com. “When we tell them we will be there for them, they believe us.” ( Article)

More about BACA, from their site

[uriesays]

My parents are a part of this organization and they are metal af

They go on runs to protect the child if they feel even the slightest threatened no matter where. If the child needs them to go on vacation with them, they do. Bikers come from across the nation to watch over and take shifts for these kids. And the best part is once you’re adopted into this family as a BACA kid, you’re always one. Even when you’re 40 and the perp gets released from jail, they’ll come meet with you and find your best options for avoiding the person and maintaining the life you’ve built for yourself. Once a BACA child, always a BACA child. In Florida, there’s 100% rate for identifying the perp based on the child’s testimony. Why? Because BACA stands with the child and supports the child so they feel comfortable enough to point out their attacker.

What’s better than a badass biker gang being on your side???

[kikithegirl]

NATIVE AMERICAN CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST WHO IS A BIKER AND NAMED HIMSELF CHIEF HELL YES I’M HERE FOR THAT AND BIKERS BEING BAD ASS TO PROTECT KIDS. HELL YEAH.

[birdungehrl]

it’s back! I will always reblog BACA

[afarfetchedplot]

TO ANYONE LIVING IN THE UK

There is a petition to try and call another referendum about the EU, with a rule asking for a 60% majority before a decision is made. Yes this is a shitty time, but hopefully there’s still a chance to fix things. The Leave campaign have already gone back on some of their promises before the referendum, so please, if you can, can you sign this? If we get 100 000 signatures parliament have to debate it, so please. Even if you’re not in the UK if you can share this to try and get it out there, that would be fantastic. Here’s the link:

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215

[parallel-fields-deactivated2017]

2016 is feeling more and more like that bit in movies where the time traveller accidentally kills a bug and when they return the world is Not Quite Right

[f-ckyeahfutbol]

This is the realest thing I’ve read all year.

[unicornempire]

I really hope that they go back in time and fix this shit, because first it was just that the Berenstein Bears had a different name, and now we’re looking at a Trumpageddon mixed with the EU disappearing and I feel like we’re just setting ourselves up for that apocalyptic future scene where they go ahead in time and they’re like “WHAT HAPPENED?!” and some dusty, cancer ridden monster goes “Oh yeah, well see, first there was the Brexit vote, then Trump, then the first nuke hit and - you know I’ve got a lovely little corpse and some Tang if you’d like to come tuck in for a nice tea time, meet the missus?” and it’s only 2018.

[lizlikestotype]

Britain is leaving the Eu, Trump is a legitimate possibility for US president, ISIS exists, the value of the pound is plummeting, everyone is a racist and I want someone to eject me into the sun

[afarfetchedplot]

TO ANYONE LIVING IN THE UK

There is a petition to try and call another referendum about the EU, with a rule asking for a 60% majority before a decision is made. Yes this is a shitty time, but hopefully there’s still a chance to fix things. The Leave campaign have already gone back on some of their promises before the referendum, so please, if you can, can you sign this? If we get 100 000 signatures parliament have to debate it, so please. Even if you’re not in the UK if you can share this to try and get it out there, that would be fantastic. Here’s the link:

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215

[lizlikestotype]

Y'all know those dystopian novels that give a description of how the world went to shit like "well they kept electing shit leaders, the economys crumbled, and wars broke out" and usually when I read that I went "haha it still couldn't happen that fast" Well now I feel like it's happening and I'm legit scared

[sarahconnorjr]

July 3rd Deadpool gets a boyfriend #GiveDeadpoolABoyfriend

The Deadpool sequel is currently being constructed and the production needs a little bit of fans’ help to make sure Deadpool not only retains his pansexuality but gets a male love interest, preferably Cable which would follow canon

Fox needs to be convinced that you will pay money to see and even buy the movie so on July 3rd please help in making the hashtag  #GiveDeadpoolABoyfriend viral. Use it on all your social media websites but especially twitter

You can tweet Fox @20thcenturyfox 

You should also tweet to actor Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds and director Tim Miller @timblur despite the fact that they are already behind it, tweets to them can give them ammunition against Fox

(extended details on the issue here)

Please signal post!

[determined-mind-deactivated2025]

[girlwhorpsalot]

I needed this.

[kaemakis-deactivated20161203]

reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUAL PEOPLE, or REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP

[unclefather]

1. If you don’t think the Orlando massacre was a hate crime and an act of terrorism, unfollow me 2. If you don’t see why gun control is important, unfollow me 3. If you participate in islamophobia and homophobia following these events, unfollow me 4. Do not overlook the fact these events happen on Latinx night at a LGBT night club where most of the patrons were Latinx or Hispanic members of the LGBT community 5. Do not forget about these victims

[refurbthecat]

BREAKING NEWS

REFURB THE CAT IS GOING TO GET BOOPED ON THE NOSE THIS AFTERNOON

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES

[refurbthecat]

UPDATE

SCOUTING REPORTS SHOW REFURB MAY NOT BE AWARE OF IMPENDING BOOP. NOSE REMAINS UNGUARDED.

ETA UNTIL BOOPING: APPROX ONE HOUR.

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES

[refurbthecat]

UPDATE

USE OF SCOUTING DRONES A BAD IDEA; REFURB FEARS TERRIBLE FLYING SKY DEMONS. REGROUPING.

ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: APPROX 45 MINUTES.

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES

[refurbthecat]

UPDATE

AERIAL SURVEILLANCE REVEALS REFURB SURROUNDED BY GUARDS - SUSPECTS POSSIBLE AMBUSH?

ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: APPROX 15 MINUTES.

[refurbthecat]

UPDATE

WE HAVE TROOPS ON THE GROUND.

ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: 2 MINUTES

[refurbthecat]

FINAL APPROACH. PERMISSION TO BOOP GRANTED.

BOOPENING IMMINENT.

[refurbthecat]

BOOPENING SUCCESSFUL!

[lizlikestotype]

@porn blogs that follow me Why? Do I post things that interest you? Or are all of you just spam accounts?