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jesse pinkman canonically forklift certified

i like the idea that jesse pinkman is forklift certified and isnt just illegally driving a forklift without certification. like they will cook and sell meth but they draw the line at OSHA violations

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idk wtf any of u are talking about but i click the little heart anyway <3

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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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polar opposite of this post

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inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

gluten-free-pussy

This is really beautiful!!!

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i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.

6qubed

nonsense, we should all be so lucky when meeting our idols

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king-of-beast

Hey uh reblog if you think asexuals are LGBTQ+ regardless of their romantic identity

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ink-phoenix

Enemies to best friends to lovers is about the sexual tension multiplied by the yearning by a factor of 10!pining

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People in the 1970′s were like “hmm might go to the disco, might join a cult, might get serial killed, might rob a bank”

bunjywunjy

so the megalodon is most definitely extinct? how do scientists know?

well, the thing about large predators is that they leave an impact on an ecosystem big enough that you can tell they’re there, even if you never observe one directly. in this case, we know they’re definitely extinct because of the behavior of whales! whales used to max out at about 50 ft long and were fast and agile, entirely because of predation by megalodon!

but about 2 million years ago, our whales began to rapidly increase in size until we ended up with real monsters like the blue whale. this pretty directly lines up with the extinction of megalodon, and the removal of the pressure they were putting on large whale populations.

basically, large whales can get away with being gigantic, slow tanks in the oceans today because there simply isn’t a predator big enough to take them on anymore. if megalodon still existed, we would be seeing its impact on whale populations! whales would be smaller, and a hell of a lot more skittish than they are.

everything in a given ecosystem is connected, and you can often get important information about the unknown parts by observing the behavior of other parts of the ecosystem.

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All this, and the fact that if the ocean had sharks as big as Megalodon and had enough of them to sustain the species at all, we would have found at least one Megalodon tooth washed up on a beach somewhere that wasn’t fossilized. More likely, we would have found hundreds of such teeth every year for as long as we have existed. “We didn’t know giant squid existed!” is a common argument I see from cryptozoologists, but it’s also flat out false. We did know. We knew there were giant squid for centuries because we found remains of them for centuries. We simply hadn’t captured or filmed a live one!

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Okay, so I am well aware that this isn’t at all how evolution or natural selection works, but I still want a horror film that begins with a pair of scientists with dramatic music playing in the background as they pour over piles of records, until one of them turns to the other and says “it’s the whales. They’re becoming smaller, and more skittish.”

The other scientist looks out the window, over the sea. “Mother of god,” she whispers.

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Alternatively;

We begin to find giant shark teeth washing up on shore. People freak out. “Scientists find evidence megalodons never went extinct!”

Then the lead scientist calms everyone down so they can explain. “No. It’s worse than that. If they never went extinct, we would’ve found evidence like this before now. This means… ” Dramatically takes off glasses.

“They’ve just come back.”

animeengineer

“But they can’t just suddenly come back like that!”

“You’re right. Someone brought them back.”

bunjywunjy

PLEASE,,,

crowgifts

Jesus Christ Super-predator

bunjywunjy

I’m pretty sure that I was the one driving when we all got into this little circus car but now I’m wedged under the back seat and the clowns have just ramped us off the grandstands and directly onto the popcorn cart

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O ye of little face

every year pride month happens and every year people from countries with loudly homophobic governments get to experience a very particular kind of envy towards westerners who complain about corporations putting rainbows on everything. their anger is absolutely understandable and valid yet can you IMAGINE the very concept of the lgbt flag not being treated like the plague by literally everyone in power

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