who’s afraid of little old me?

you should be

[nessa007]

Moments where the real Nikki breaks through the wish OBSESSION (2026) Dir. Curry Barker

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism

[wellwaterhysteria]

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[tesb]

The Force will be with you, always. HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[shachihata]

you may spank it… once still remains the funniest image ever created on this bitch of an earth

[shachihata]

like how do u top this in terms of pure comedic value. donkey kong’s ass. the suspense. the mere implication that donkey kong nasty. him looking out to sea like he’s making the hardest decision of his life. its so fucking good

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[judblanc]

how many other lies by omission do we think blanc caught here that just weren't worth poking at bc they weren't directly related to the murder. jud doesn't admit to what he lied about until blanc specifies what he caught so i know jud was like why'd i do which part. oh the flask that i carefully omitted while staring directly at you from the office. ok i can explain that one

[renegadecreation]

i'm not a gif maker, but. "it's [holds arms out], not [puts fists up], you know?" juxtaposed with Jud putting his fists up to defend himself from Wicks and him hugging Blanc. is that anything.

do you see the vision.

[renegadecreation]

i'm not a gif maker, but. "it's [holds arms out], not [puts fists up], you know?" juxtaposed with Jud putting his fists up to defend himself from Wicks and him hugging Blanc. is that anything.

do you see the vision.

[perfectday1972]

[svinto]

i’m going to start calling american music a-pop. for no reason

[cordy-muses]

[swagophile]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

[tracing-rivers]

"I confessed, to the wrong priest" is my favorite line in Wake Up Dead Man, because it's so subtle and yet so kind. Martha has been so dismissive of Jud the whole movie. Not outright mean, of course, but she clearly saw him as a tenant who sometimes gave her a hand rather than a priest, and put him down when he seemed to overstep by acting like one. The line is an admission that not only Jud is a priest, he's a priest who does share the beliefs she's built herself over for decades. Even disillusioned by Wicks's self-serving hypocrisy, he still allows her to see her faith as a moral pillar. It's saying "I should have trusted you, and if I had, maybe none of this would have happened".

It's the "because you are a good nurse" of the movie.

[bewitchedlassie]

obsessed with whatever dynamic this is:

benoit and his pathetic little meow meow who can do no wrong

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.