who’s afraid of little old me?

you should be

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[tesb]

The Force will be with you, always. HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[shachihata]

you may spank it… once still remains the funniest image ever created on this bitch of an earth

[shachihata]

like how do u top this in terms of pure comedic value. donkey kong’s ass. the suspense. the mere implication that donkey kong nasty. him looking out to sea like he’s making the hardest decision of his life. its so fucking good

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[judblanc]

how many other lies by omission do we think blanc caught here that just weren't worth poking at bc they weren't directly related to the murder. jud doesn't admit to what he lied about until blanc specifies what he caught so i know jud was like why'd i do which part. oh the flask that i carefully omitted while staring directly at you from the office. ok i can explain that one

[renegadecreation]

i'm not a gif maker, but. "it's [holds arms out], not [puts fists up], you know?" juxtaposed with Jud putting his fists up to defend himself from Wicks and him hugging Blanc. is that anything.

do you see the vision.

[renegadecreation]

i'm not a gif maker, but. "it's [holds arms out], not [puts fists up], you know?" juxtaposed with Jud putting his fists up to defend himself from Wicks and him hugging Blanc. is that anything.

do you see the vision.

[wildspringday]

[svinto]

i’m going to start calling american music a-pop. for no reason

[cordy-muses]

[swagophile]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

[tracing-rivers]

"I confessed, to the wrong priest" is my favorite line in Wake Up Dead Man, because it's so subtle and yet so kind. Martha has been so dismissive of Jud the whole movie. Not outright mean, of course, but she clearly saw him as a tenant who sometimes gave her a hand rather than a priest, and put him down when he seemed to overstep by acting like one. The line is an admission that not only Jud is a priest, he's a priest who does share the beliefs she's built herself over for decades. Even disillusioned by Wicks's self-serving hypocrisy, he still allows her to see her faith as a moral pillar. It's saying "I should have trusted you, and if I had, maybe none of this would have happened".

It's the "because you are a good nurse" of the movie.

[bewitchedlassie]

obsessed with whatever dynamic this is:

benoit and his pathetic little meow meow who can do no wrong

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

[depsidase]

[trapny]

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

[thepittismylife]

the comedic timing in wake up dead man is always so on point. SPOILERS: when the sheriff asks benoit blanc where jud is, and he says “I sincerely wish I knew” because he’s not lying, and then jud walks through the door is so perfect. blanc wants to see him for selfish reasons, wants to solve the crime together and prove jud’s innocence. I just love that their partnership has a cartoonish vibe, where in the previous movies benoit is more soft with his watsons (he’s a certified girl dad) he’s more reprimanding with jud in a reassuring but funny way.