unbecoming

I'm Liz. I'm 23. I like cats better than people. I'm a cross stitcher and a word nerd.

[astoralexander]

The Witcher — Noir 

Who’s the best detective in the Northern Realms? That guy.

[pineapplevampire]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

one thing me n my art loving gf would do is visit galleries and play a game called “root, loot or boot” 

the gist is that you would look at a group of paintings in a room and decide which figure in the painting you’d root (fuck, in Australian slang), which painting you’d loot (steal and put on your wall at home) and which painting you’d boot (punt into the garbage because it’s shit and Not Art)

a couple of things about my experiences:

1. this game is a lot more fun if you’re attracted to women because there’s so many Hot Gals to choose from 

2. if you are attracted to men, you will spend a lot of time going “well, looks like I’ll have to pick jesus again” as my bi gf did

3. it gets more complicated in modern art museums and you find yourself having saying, “I’d fuck the rhombus” “you CAN’T fuck the rhombus” “then I’ll fuck that blue squiggle thing. what’s it called?” “creeping existential dread in blue” “then does that mean I’m fucking the squiggle or am I getting fucked by the existential dread it represents?” “aren’t we all already getting fucked by existential dread?”

4. if you play this with an art history nerd, they may decide to kill you over one of your “boot” choices

5. you will get Disapproving Looks from other patrons who overhear your heated debates

6. it’s also the best fun you’ll ever have in an art gallery

[chessys]

im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration

[paperbeatsscissors]

my grave

[science-and-superheroes-64]

[dunwall]

this is my favourite quote ever

[lizzehnator]

Was there an extended warranty on 2017 cuz so far it's pretty shitty

[srsfunny]

Canadian Nightmare

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

JESUS CHRIST WHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST

[digitaldiscipline]

The Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan Cat looks amazing.

[rehfan]

This is nothing I wanted and yet everything I ever needed

Bless you Canada and your gigantic dinosaur snowplow monsters

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

Woo woo, motherfucker!

[becausedragonage]

@a-mahariels-travels

[cluegrrl]

Goddamned Mezolithic Megafauna’s what that is. Goddamned warranty expired on those things centuries ago, but do they care? Do they go decently extinct, like the ground sloth, gigantopethicus, or wooly rhino? Fuck that, they’re doing downhill runs on your favorite skiing course is what. Because Fuck it, is why.

[rembrandtswife]

Now I understand why moose are built the way they are.

It’s so they can gallop untrammelled through six-odd feet of snow.

[emma-regina4ever]

Jesus Christ I read those mother fuckers could run 55km an hour but seeing it is another thing especially plowing through the snow

[killer-squirtle]

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY

[ask-manda-of-the-6]

Elliot Moose

Is on the Loose

[tvwolfsnake]

shoutout to lemony snicket for being honest with children that adults are horrible at recognizing child abuse, or that if they do recognize it they will act like their “hands are tied”. I’ve seen so many people get indignant about that but it’s absolutely true to my experience also shoutout to lemony snicket for filling an entire page of a book with just the word “ever”

[i-gwarth]

You’re welcome

[thesporkidentity]

[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

me: a socially awkward bisexual who loves pasta and hates math

[comiroc]

【テーブル美術館】figma「三世大谷鬼次の奴江戸兵衛(写楽)」原型公開＆企画誕生秘話も : figure news

[cosmic-on-deactivated20210723]

I can’t believe there’s a figma of this painting

[enigma-boi]

Is figma doing a series of figures based on famous paintings? First the was The Scream figma and now this

[cosmic-on-deactivated20210723]

“First was The Scream”

Nope (and to answer your question) first was The Thinker

then Venus de Milo

then David

then Vitruvian Man

then starting next year generic Angel Statues

then The Scream

and after that the Yakko Edobei in the OP and soon the Mona Lisa

Nobody knows why FREEing decided to do these but they’re wonderful

[enigma-boi]

I should clarify that The Scream was the first one I saw

But knowing this is a thing is something that has enriched my life

[shadow-dio-sama]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ask-manda-of-the-6]

^ THERE’S MORE!!! ^

@lizzehnator | @hoveringabout | @becausedolphins

[mindblownie]

in other news today i found out that eddie redmayne has a degree in art history and for his diploma he wrote a 12k words analysis of a picture that’s basically a blue square on a black background; the thing was it was a very unique shade of blue, actually used there for the first time ever; however, being colorblind, i quote, he had no idea what the colour was but well, it looked very pretty to him

and somehow i find this very uplifting i mean if you can pull sth like that off, write a 12k words thesis on a colour you don’t even recognize properly, anything is possible and this is the story of how eddie redmayne officially became my saint patron of high level academic bullshitting

[did-you-know]

Edvard Munchs The Scream has been turned into an action figure, which has bendable joints that allow you to contort it into a variety of sassy poses. 

[ask-manda-of-the-6]

@laraloopy @becausedolphins @tyscostuff @lizzehnator @hoveringabout

\(^v^)/

[lizzehnator]

I finally finished Tina! Please excuse the hoop marks and general grunginess, I still have to wash and iron it. I’m giving this to my awesome friend who loves Tina.

The pattern is my own, and based on artwork by Adria Wells.

[vigorouslycrocheting]

Are you planning on selling the pattern? Although I am a beginner I would love to buy it if you were planning on selling it

[lizzehnator]

Oh gosh, I’m so sorry! I just noticed this question! I actually have the pattern up on Craftsy for free. :) I hope you enjoy stitching it!

http://www.craftsy.com/pattern/embroidery/hand-embroidery/tina-belcher-cross-stitch/158896

[lizzehnator]

I've been asked about this pattern a bunch lately, so I thought I'd reblog this again! :)

[screenshotsofdespair]

[fauxfable]

my talents include

-choking on nothing but air and spit 
-asking ‘what?’ and then immediately processing what you said 
-making a fool of myself trying to get wild cats to let me pet them 
-compensating for hours of procrastination with minutes of panic and superhuman speed