Lizzie

A 23 year old just trying to get through life in peace.

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[iguanamouth]

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Men who are over 6 ft are fruity

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

What do you need to be that tall for? To hold other men?

[emil]

and don’t even get me started on men under 6 ft. why are you so short? to be held by another man?

[jaubaius]

[logoside]

[hclark70]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[rolling-marijuana-deactivated20]

Long time no talk

let’s keep it that way

[goth-aunt]

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

[jayalaw]

@kingofthewilderwest

[lastoneout]

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The concubine after reading this:

[moon-rise]

This is my new breakup format

[dancinbutterfly]

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

[cipheramnesia]

But if we teach children at home for a year they might realize they aren’t required to adhere to a rigid authoritarian structure of learning!

[cipheramnesia]

But if we teach children from home for a year, we might need to provide for basic human resources to do so!

[cipheramnesia]

But if we teach children at home for a year, the internet might have to become a public utility!

[defectivegembrain]

But if we teach children at home for a year, they might realise their health is more important than their education!

[stutterhug]

Comparing Pets

Tapastic. Twitter.

[felysha]

I was not expecting something so cute I was expecting horror

[magspie-deactivated20200824]

what?

[gayemo]

me at ten: the home depot lights section is a significant place for me emotionally

[fozzie]

i dont draw izuku nearly enough proportionate to how much i adore him

[veryfunnymemes]

[pharmstudies]

small habits to adopt

wake up early

drink a glass of water as soon as you wake up

meditate or concentrate on your breathing for at least 2 mins

visualize your goals for the day and for the future

make your bed 

do calf raises or squats while brushing your teeth

floss

dry brush

take a cold shower (or end a hot shower with cold water right after for about 3 mins)

put on lotion while your skin is still damp

cleanse, tone, and moisturize your face

apply sunscreen

drink a glass of water before and after every meal

listen to a podcast/ted talk instead of music while walking or driving

park far away from where you’re going

stand up straight

look at people in the eye when talking to them

look straight ahead when walking, not at the ground

smile at strangers

stop complaining (it’s bad for your health)

bring cash instead of credit card

track your expenses

turn off notifications on your phone when doing work

resist the urge to go on your phone and observe your surroundings more

set a timer for 5 mins when scrolling through social media and stop when the time is up

learn at least 5 new vocab words from your target language every day

exercise while watching shows/videos

read at least 10 pages every day

do tasks that can be done in 2 mins right away

drink tea

prepare workout gear the night before

jot down tasks for the next day before sleeping

write down quotes/lyrics that strike a chord

spend 30 mins on a hobby

journal and write down things you are grateful for

aim for 7-8 hours of sleep

[thebootydiaries]

me protecting my friends when I see ugly guys looking at them

[this-isnotmy-cat]

[russiansandgod]

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children

[communistbussy]

they’re just confirming that she wants 4

[tinyplatinumprincess]

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???