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one thing europe has that the US lacks is when you go in the kebab shop and they got shiny sweaty young hairy guys that are jacked and chubby working in there and you and you start 3d visualizing sucking dick in your head but you just gotta order normally and get out of there

ozempicofficial

versacethotty

jesus reacts to the bible

saltedume

56kilobits

i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4

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they’re girlfriends :)

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Unmute!

this seems like something that would legit happen in an abandoned fjord in Norway where the border between humans and the old gods is thin.

itskobold

ma'am its clear that this seal is a christian

trying-to-fight-it

thevioletsunflower

[video description: a seal lying on a beach with its head resting on the edge of the grass. As the camera approaches, the seal opens its mouth, presumably to make seal sounds, but instead of seal sounds the videographer has edited in the sounds of a men’s choir singing etherial music]

kaijuno

He’s not catholic that’s the Halo theme. He is a gamer smh

sirblerginton

spacepsychologist

OBSESSED with the fact that the halo soundtrack slaps so hard people thought it was legit a Catholic choir hymn.

otthonzulles

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yappacadaver

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

bunjywunjy

3liza

zooiboo

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they’re on a coffee date

reallybadblackoutpoems

wuthering heights (1847) - emily brontë

"she catherine on my heathcliff"

littoralreverie

wuthering heights (1847), chapter IV

dankxsinatra

blignick

bunjywunjy

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

kingcriccket

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.