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@llelo
Ilya does a recreation of the Kim K champagne magazine cover for some Canadian art magazine after the Centaurs first cup win. He breaks the internet because the general population didn’t know he had all that cake underneath the hockey pads. Shane is catatonic with jealousy. Ilya’s like yeah now you know how it feels when you do your little wet t shirt ads
And then they fuck about it
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Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov & Svetlana Vetrova, Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov & Svetlana Vetrova, Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble & Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Svetlana Vetrova, Yuna Hollander, David Hollander, Brandon Wiebe, Brandon Wiebe's Wife, Harris Drover, Chiron, Zane Boodram, Cassie Boodram, Troy Barrett, Evan Dykstra, Caitlin Dykstra, Wyatt Hayes, Lisa Hayes (Game Changers), Nick Chouinard, Selena Chouinard, Luca Haas, Boyle (Game Changers), Holmberg (Game Changers), LaPointe (Game Changers), Young (Game Changers), Hayden Pike, Jackie Pike, Ottawa Centaurs WAGs Ensemble (Game Changers), Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Rose Landry Additional Tags: Ilya Rozanov Induced Madness, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Ilya Rozanov Needs A Hug, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Soft Ilya Rozanov, Protective Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander, Depressed Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander Needs a Hug, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog, Jealous Shane Hollander, Supportive Ottawa Centaurs (Game Changers), Ottawa Centaurs as Family (Game Changers), Found Family, Romance, Coming Out, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Comedy, The Ottawa Centaurs have no idea what they're doing but they're going to follow Ilya Rozanov until the end, Captain Ilya Rozanov, BAMF Ilya Rozanov, BAMF Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov is good at hockey, Ilya Rozanov is Trying His Best, Ilya Rozanov is Loved, Shane Hollander Is Bad at Feelings, shane hollander is loved Summary:
Shane has a plan for everything and doesn’t change a thing. Ilya has a plan for nothing and changes everything. Somewhere along the way, they met in the middle, and it’s much, much better than either of them could ever have imagined.
a.k.a Ilya decides if he’s going to be stuck, alone, in Ottawa, he’s going to stay busy so he doesn’t make a stupid, stupid decision.
a.K.a. Shane has no idea what the hell is happening in Ottawa, and no one else does either. Not even the people in Ottawa. And it’s driving him up the wall.
A.K.A. Ilya, at his core, is the gentlest soul Svetlana knows. Shane, at his core, is the sweetest soul Svetlana knows. She also knows they’re both idiots, which means she’s going to bang her head against a few walls until she can make the rest of the world see it too.
My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.
A totally unbiased opinion!
WE's competitors when they realise that the company is being run by a fucking teenage high school dropout. do the batfam take tim's side or...?
[press conference]
Vicky Vale: A lot of stakeholders are concerned about the fact that Wayne Enterprises is being led by someone your age. Is there anything you have to say?
Tim: I understand the concern. However, I assure you—
Jason, into a megaphone: What do we do?
The batkids, with protest signs: Eat the rich!
Jason: Louder in the back. WHAT DO WE DO?
The batkids: EAT THE RICH!
Tim: —that I am preferable to the alternative.
Cliff's trade to Ottawa definitely comes with its share of awkward moments as Cliff learns to exist casually in a space occupied by Shane Hollander but Cliff does eventually adjust and comes to like Shane. Like, the guy is definitely what Cliff's grandma would call 'squirrelly' but Cliff's grandma had also never shown any meaningful sign that she truly believed that the Cold War was over, so. Grains of salt.
So it's not super weird when Shane texts him and asks him to meet at a nearby coffee shop
(Shane: Hi Marleau, this is Shane Hollander-Rozanov, I was wondering if we could meet at [copy-pasted Google Maps link] so that I can talk to you about Ilya's birthday
Cliff: 👍
Ilya, later: Can I spit on it
Cliff: Later baby I have plans with your man
Ilya: Lol.
Ilya, later when Shane actually leaves to 'meet someone': You will never satisfy him.)
Anyway the point of all of this is Cliff walks into a coffee shop that takes itself a little too seriously and sits down across from Shane who already has a little notebook in front of him with a black coffee.
After brief greetings and after Cliff orders his own coffee (They are all named after Canadian cities. It's a really pretentious coffee shop) he sits down and Shane immediately says, "I was wondering if you could tell me some of the things that you and Ilya did when you went to Paris together."
Cliff's mind implodes.
"Uh."
"I've never been and I want to do something to make up for the fact that our thirtieth birthdays were kind of overshadowed by," Shane gestures expansively to euphamistically refer to the whole outing-to-marriage ordeal of last spring and summer. "And he's mentioned that you guys went to Paris together back in 2014 to celebrate your Cup win. Did he enjoy it? Or do you think he wouldn't want to go back?"
"Uh," says Cliff as he frantically texts Ilya under the table. "Yeah. He loved it."
(COME GET YOUR MAN BIG DAWG THIS IS NOT A DRILL.)
"Great!" Shane clicks his pen. "What did you guys do while you were there?"
"Uh. We...ate out."
Fill my heart too 🥰🥰🥰
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The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.
She’s my hero
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Making progress!!
Sometime after Shane is on the Centaurs, JJ drops by to hang out with Shane and of course Ilya is there.
Ilya: So I hear you tried to get Shane to cheat on me with a personal trainer with his dad's name.
JJ: dude I did not know you were together and also he was so fucking stressed out! I figured getting laid would help!
Ilya: Oh it does 😉
Shane: Kill me now
JJ: but now I've got all these single gay dudes in my phone and I've hooked some of them up with each other but I was vetting them for a really specific guy, you know?
Ilya: And now all your hard work is wasted, very sad. Not everyone can be amazing gay hockey matchmaker like me.
JJ: ...you don't happen to know any anxious glasses-wearing second overall draft picks in need of a man, do you?
Ilya, queer hockey radar zooming in on Luca: show me your menu of gay men
