Noah Kahan
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@lliamonade
saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works
Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee
The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)
My HRT prescriptions are written by a lesbian and honestly that feels like the natural order of things. Woman with a personal interest in making more women.
why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
Hannibal (2013-2015)
2x08 - “Su-zakana”
happy 10th anniversary of this episode giving us two of the most iconic lines in the entire show
i hate you shein. i hate you wish. i hate you temu. i hate you aliexpress. i hate you fast fashion. i hate you consumerism. i hate you planned obsolescence. i hate you plastics.
I don’t have anyone to send this to so I’m posting it here bc it made me laugh so hard I don’t want to lose it when twitter dies
Good afternoon sluts and those of us who wanted to be sluts but never got around to it
honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with "jesus christ" rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as "jesus christ"
PUNIC WARS THREE
PUNIC WARS FOUR
me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe
Do u not enjoy tasting things
true story my spouse made me start chewing my food more often and I was shocked at how flavorful things are. I'm 32
when he first started dating he was sick a lot, and told me about a family legend that they were cursed with stomach problems because his ancestor was a samurai who had failed to commit sepukku, and now they all needed to experience the pain that he should have
and then one day we were having dinner and I was like. hey. are you not chewing your fucking food
and then I met his family. and they all just unhinge their jaws like snakes. horking shit down like wide-eyed seagulls at the beach
anyway he mostly chews his food now and the ancestral samurai's curse has left him
correlation is not causation
what is it with tiktok tradwives and the worst cooking known to mankind? like where in the bible does it say that it's a cardinal sin to season your food?
I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
turns out... these little creatures are not so "shrimple" after all!
why'd I write this like I'm 74
I Kissed a Girl being knocked off #1 on the Hot 100 by Disturbia which was knocked off by Live Your Life which was knocked off by So What which was knocked off by Womanizer which was knocked off by Single Ladies which was knocked off by Just Dance which was knocked off by My Life Would Suck Without You which was knocked off by Right Round which was knocked off by Poker Face is an insane run of HITS. We really said the Global Recession needs the cuntiest soundtrack.
“It's taboo to admit that you're lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course. You can tell people that you spend most of your time with Netflix or that you haven't left the house today and you might not even go outside tomorrow. But rarely do you ever tell people about the true depths of your loneliness, about how you feel more and more alienated from your friends each passing day and you're not sure how to fix it. It seems like everyone is just better at living than you are. A part of you knew this was going to happen. Growing up, you just had this feeling that you wouldn't transition well to adult life, that you'd fall right through the cracks. And look at you now, it's happening.”
